Jessica Simpson needs a new stylist. Jessica still looks good – even with the addition of a few pounds – but the clothes she wears? Those horizontal stripes wouldn’t look good on anybody, let alone a girl with curves. Everyone knows to avoid horizontal if you got a bit of hip, let alone wear it all over like Jessica seems to!

More pictures of Jessica after the break…

Jessica has shown up multiple times in horizontal stripes recently. Helllllo?!?! From the Examiner: