Jessica Simpson is spiraling into depression and to ease her pain she’s turning to God, Twitter and booze. But not necessarily in that order. Hopefully she’s boozed up while she Twitters. Anyway. The National Enquirer is yapping about how she’s never been so low and hoped by 30 she’s be married with babies and a hot career. Instead, she’s nursing a broken heart and can’t seem to get anything career-wise off the ground.

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Jessica Simpson recently Twittered to the masses that Melrose Place is crap, suggesting that her recently fired sister, Ashlee, is too good for the series. Ashlee Simpson (much to EVERYBODY’s chagrin) scored a role on the revamped Melrose Place on the CW. It only took a few short months before producers realized she couldn’t act and fired her.

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Jessica took to The Mighty Twitter and proclaimed:

 
 

Jessica Simpson knows what she wants in a man. Sure Jessica is divorced, and has endured a string of very public break-ups (where Simpson was often the one dumped), but all the dejection has just made her even more picky. Or so she says. I’ll believe it when I see it.

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Simpson told Extra (in an episode set to air tonight, via Popeater) what she’s looking for in her next victim.:

 
 

Jessica Simpson got a tattoo on her arm. Jessica was in India filming for her new beauty show and appears to have gotten beautified herself. The tattoo is on her hand, wrist and lower arm area.

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 I’m surprised Jessica would get something this big on herself. Even though it is large, it looks very feminine. From the Gossip Girls:

 
 

Sources close to Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler say there’s ‘nothing romantic’ going on between the two stars. Earlier today, the earth-shattering news (oh my!) broke that Jessica and Gerard were spotted at NYC hot spot Soho House.

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No kissing or heavy petting (damn us!) but the two (are you sitting down?) “chatted for hours.” Uh oh. You know what that means. Well, apparently it means just that. Those close to Jessica, say she Gerard, and BFF Ken Paves say there isn’t anything romantic going on with the pair.

 
 

Gerard Butler and Jessica Simpson date. WTH? Jess broke up with Tony Romo a while back, but I didn’t see this coming. Is Jessica swapping out men with Jennifer Aniston as a hobby? First John Mayer switched gals, now Gerard?

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Jess dated Jon first, and Jen dated Gerard first. Swapping sloppy seconds, girls? From Just Jared:

 
 

Jessica Simpson was the recent butt of a Fox primetime commercial and Kim Kardashian valiantly came to her rescue. Oh, that Kim — always ready to mouth off at any red carpet event. Kim sat down with Popeater for an exclusive interview where you can just bet the words “curves” and “amazing body” were mentioned.

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Kim told Popeater: