Madonna and Jesus Luz share a passionate kiss and look at each other lovingly while watching Jay-Z perform at the Wireless Festival in Hyde Park, London. Madonna’s children Lourdes Leon and son Rocco John were also there enjoying the show.

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more Madonna and Jesus smooching after the jump…

So the rumor of Madonna and Maksim Chmerkovskiy hooking up is likely to be a bunch of crap! You know Maskim from Dancing with The Stars, right? That’s the thing in Tinseltown, you talk to someone, you are said to be sleepinig with him.

Madonna doesn’t want Jesus Luz hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. Hm. Guess Her Madgesty has got a slight case of green-eyes toward La Lohan. Who would’ve thought? She’ll be damned if her Jesus is stolen away by that “milkaholic” oops, that’s a bad joke.

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more Jesus Luz, Madonna and Lindsay after the hop…

According to The Mirror, Jesus Luz showed up to spin records (since he’s a big, bad DJ now) in Paris and was told to stay away from Lindsay. Madonna even went so far as to make sure they weren’t physically in the same space.

Jesus Luz says he’s already married to Madonna. Ooookay. I guess when you think that and are given a big enough allowance, anything is possible. What happened to Madonna saying she was never marrying again? I guess Jesus wasn’t listening.

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More pictures of Madonna and Jesus after the ink…

Now all Jesus needs is a tattoo and it’s permanent, right? From Hollyscoop:

“I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”

Jesus Luz gets beer thrown on him in Brazil over the weekend. Jesus was the DJ at a club without Madonna for the night.  Madonna must have been busy doing something and Jesus slipped out of her talons out for a bit of fun and his own payday. 

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More pictures of Jesus after the stroll…

 Jesus looks hot. Even though that looks bad in type, and I feel sacreligious, it’s true. How does Madonna have all the luck? Anyway, back to the beer. Someone either doesn’t like Jesus or didn’t like the way he was spinning tunes. From Waleg:

Madonna and Jesus Luz are still together. Earlier this week, news broke that Madonna and Jesus parted ways. She’s too old, he’s too young. Fun was had by all, but they’re done with each other. So we all accepted the fact they were no longer and moved on. Done and done.

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more Madonna after the hop…

Well, not so fast says The New York Daily News:

Madonna DUMPED by boytoy Jesus Luz! Ouch! Madonna and Jesus Luz have split up as of last night. Luz, the Brazilian model and deejay is said to have ended their one-year relationship. Their 28-year age gap and buzy schedules have finally taken a toll.

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more Madonna and Jesus after the skip…

A source told the Chicago Sun Times via iOL:”The problem is as simple as it is obvious – it’s the age difference. How long could it last? ‘It was not only totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split,’