Madonna meets Jesus Luz’s parents. And Madonna was reported to be nervous over the encounter for a couple reasons. No, not because she snatched their baby away and flies him around the world as her boy toy.

More pictures of Madonna after the worry…
Madonna was nervous because she is fifteen years OLDER that Jesus’ mother! From The Sun:
Pals say the star, 51, is “slightly on edge” as his mum Cristiane Regina da Silva is 15 YEARS her junior.
Madonna is buying her boyfriend Jesus Luz a $2.7 million New York apartment. It will be within walking distance from her $40 million townhouse. Madonna was not kidding when she told Jesus that he’ll never have to worry about money! Kiddo is set for life!

more photos of Madge and Jesus after the hop…
A source tells The Sun:
“Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighborhood where she has just moved.
Madonna Only Likes Young Men
Madonna admitted to Ryan Seacrest yesterday that she only likes young men. And not “younger” men (afterall, Madge is 51), but significantly young. In fact, her only requirement — they have to be “old enough to dress themselves.”

more Madonna and Jesus after the hop…
It’s no secret that Madonna has been carrying on with underwear model, Jesus Luz. Jesus may (may) be 23. Maybe. When Ryan jokingly hit on her, she curtly told him he was too old for her. She said:
Madonna would prefer a train wreck over getting married again. Madonna was on David Letterman last night and shot down the rumors she was getting married to Jesus Luz. Actually, she shot down rumors she would marry anyone, ever again.

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Madonna said getting hit by a train would be better than saying I Do. Ouch. Was Guy Ritchie that bad of a husband? From Popeater:
Madonna to Marry Jesus Luz
Madonna to marry Jesus Luz? Madonna has been with the 23 year old Jesus for several months now, but they both only claim they are friends. Do friends marry? But this is Madonna, she can get away with anything…at any age too, apparently.

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Madonna has taken Jesus with her around the world, got him introduced to people in new York and he even is seen with her kids. But marriage? From Marie Claire:
Madonna’s boy toy, Jesus Luz, makes an appearance on her newest video ‘Celebration.’ Jesus Luz plays a DJ to Madonna’s angry humping, thrashing and grinding. The single itself is actually pretty catchy, and it should come as no surprise that Madonna doesn’t look a day over 30! It’s absolutely incredible.
more photos of Madonna, Jesus and Lourdes after the hop (and the VIDEO):
Madonna doesn’t take Jesus Luz seriously. Imagine that. A fifty year old rock star Hall of Famer doesn’t seriously consider a 22 year old underwear model….why ever not? But in all fairness, Jesus might have some wisdom he could give Madonna.
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Jesus has been around and considered a boy toy for Madonna for months now. It seems Jesus is getting tired of the connotations. From the NY Daily News:


