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So the rumor of Madonna and Maksim Chmerkovskiy hooking up is likely to be a bunch of crap! You know Maskim from Dancing with The Stars, right? That’s the thing in Tinseltown, you talk to someone, you are said to be sleepinig with him.

Do you think Jesus will still be in Madonna’s life five years down the road or 10? Then again, does it matter? She’s happy, he’s happy and who knows what tomorrow brings right?

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According to The Mirror, Jesus Luz showed up to spin records (since he’s a big, bad DJ now) in Paris and was told to stay away from Lindsay. Madonna even went so far as to make sure they weren’t physically in the same space.

“Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz. “But when Madge‘s people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel.”

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More pictures of Madonna and Jesus after the ink…

Now all Jesus needs is a tattoo and it’s permanent, right? From Hollyscoop:

“I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”

Well, yeah, so that explains why Madonna is OLDER than your own mother. Is anyone else creeped out by the ages of the different players here? Madonna is older than Jesus‘ mother by at least ten years.

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 Jesus looks hot. Even though that looks bad in type, and I feel sacreligious, it’s true. How does Madonna have all the luck? Anyway, back to the beer. Someone either doesn’t like Jesus or didn’t like the way he was spinning tunes. From Waleg:

Out of nowhere a person came up to Jesus, threw Beer in his face and shouted: “Get out. I don’t want to see your face anymore.” Ouch!

Jesus was so shocked and angry that he stepped away from the turntables and went to a corner and started crying!
He didn’t get back to the turntables until four bodyguards stood by his side.

Well, Jesus did cry over our sins. Wait, that’s the wrong one. Why would someone throw beer on him? Do you think he will press charges?

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Well, not so fast says The New York Daily News:

“They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone,” a spy on the other side of the pond dishes of the duo, who snuck into the famed Harry’s Bar around 11 p.m. “They looked like they were still very much an item.”

The column goes on to say she and Jesus were definitely at the party together and acting very much in Cougar/Cub heaven. Oh, why is love so complicated?

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more Madonna and Jesus after the skip…

A source told the Chicago Sun Times via iOL:”The problem is as simple as it is obvious – it’s the age difference. How long could it last? ‘It was not only totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split,’

 ’How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people.
‘They are in different places in their lives. They both benefitted but it is pretty much over now.’

The source also claims to have been told by Madonna that the pair had run out of things to talk about.

‘It’s really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, that’s about it.”

Madonna and Jesus started dated about a year ago shortly after Madonna’s split from director Guy Ritchie so it probably was good that Madonna to have a non-threatening rebound boyfriend. As for Jesus, his modeling career took off thanks to Madonna. I guess they both have something good to look back. C’est la vie.

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Madonna has kept herself in good enough shape, but are her eggs still worthy? From The Sun:

Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge’s age, has told her that becoming a father would be “his greatest adventure”.

She is said to have agreed he would make a “fantastic dad” and told friends: “I have endless love in my heart for another child.”

Madonna would be the one star who could pull it off at her age. Do you think Madonna will really try and be pregnant again? Wouldn’t adoption be easier?

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As for New York, Jesus resides in New York city in case if you didn’t know so does Madonna. Luz likes the energy of the people there. No doubt.

Interveiw: What do you think of New York?

LUZ: I love the energy of the people here. It’s like everybody is in a rush to get their ideas and projects and jobs moving forward. It’s go, go, go. It’s the opposite in Rio because there you work a lot, too, but it’s laid-back, close to the beach, everybody’s calm. Everything’s gonna be all right, you know? It’s more easygoing. Here, people are more energetic. I like to have the combination.

Ok, the interview doesn’t give you any juice of him and Madonna but who cares, right? His pictures don’t lie; he’s got that body and if you’re into Latino looks, he’s got that gorgeous look too.

To read the entire interview and to see more hot Jesus, please click over to Interview magazine.

photos: Mikael Jannson for Inteview magazine

More pictures of Madonna after the worry…

Madonna was nervous because she is fifteen years OLDER that Jesus’ mother! From The Sun:

Pals say the star, 51, is “slightly on edge” as his mum Cristiane Regina da Silva is 15 YEARS her junior.

But they reckon Madge meeting the devout Christian and Jesus’s dad Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz is a sign that “an engagement could be on the cards”.

“He wants to marry and be taken seriously. She doesn’t want to lose Jesus and so the visit to his parents is her way of saying she will make this relationship permanent.

I really can’t see how this relationship can work for the long haul. Madonna is old enough to be his mother…heck, his grandmother! Madonna only went on David Letterman a few weeks ago and said she’d rather get hit with a train than get married again. Lover’s quarrel??

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A source tells The Sun:

“Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighborhood where she has just moved.

“She’s told them to spend no more than $2.7 million and the property has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought.”

“She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on.”

Jesus don’t you just feel as if you could walk on water? Don’t blow it this time, early retirement isn’t easy to find. Oh, in case you didn’t know when Jesus went back to Brazil back in March, he was busted with a lingerie model. He almost got laid off dumped by Madonna.

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It’s no secret that Madonna has been carrying on with underwear model, Jesus Luz. Jesus may (may) be 23. Maybe. When Ryan jokingly hit on her, she curtly told him he was too old for her. She said:

“You have to be old enough to dress yourself. Younger people are generally more adventurous – they’re more open, more fun. Have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.”

Lourdes better watch out. Seriously. She and Mommy are going to be chasing after the same boys (and we do mean “boys”) soon enough.

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Madonna said getting hit by a train would be better than saying I Do. Ouch. Was Guy Ritchie that bad of a husband? From Popeater:

 
The two discussed her eight-year marriage to Guy Ritchie and when Letterman asks her if she’ll ever marry again, she replied “I think I’d rather get run over by a train.”

 So I guess this means she won’t be marrying Jesus Luz like she hinted at earlier? What do you think about Madonna and marriage – will she or won’t she? There’s been lots of time she says she won’t do something, but does. It’s the way Madonna rolls….maybe she’s married already!

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Madonna has taken Jesus with her around the world, got him introduced to people in new York and he even is seen with her kids. But marriage? From Marie Claire:

Madonna, 51, hinted she would make model Jesus Mr Madonna before the end of the year, during the MTV Video Music Awards rehearsals.

‘It can go either way. But why not? I could definitely see myself marrying him,’ she said.

‘Yes it’s definitely on the table.’

I can’t believe Jesus’ family is real happy about this. Marrying a woman old enough to be your mother? Madonna is 28 years older than Jesus, in case you were counting. Do you think they should get married, and who cares about age?

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When Eonline.com asked Christopher what he thought, her bitchy gay brother didn’t hold back.

“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” Ciccone told E! News. “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don’t keep. It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him.”

Well, well! Does Christopher have a sligth case of the jellies? Does he wish he had a Jesus Luz boy toy too? We think so.

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more photos of Madonna, Jesus and Lourdes after the hop (and the VIDEO):

“Celebration” is actually the title track of her newest greatest hits album. In the video Jesus plays DJ, and according to Page Six this is Luz‘s all-time dream.

“(Jesus) has his mind set on becoming a professional deejay. Madonna and her friends are trying to get him established. He really wants to be more than just a model.” Our source noted that Luz discovered this new passion after “playing at one of Madonna‘s concerts once.”

Sleeping with Madonna is quickly becoming Luz’s best (and perhaps only) career move.


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Madonna seems to be having a ball with boyfriend boytoy, Jesus. It must be nice to take a nice break from her hectic Sticky and Sweet tour which is still going on. She was last in Prag on the 13th then Munich yesterday and off to Budapest on Saturday. Guess boytoy gets to follow Madonna on tour that means he gets to see the world too. How cool. Does Madonna need someone else to hold her umbrella perhaps she could hire me?

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Jesus brought Madonna a large bouquet of sunflowers to her sun porch. She accepts them and sets them down, but the kiss doesn’t happen until later. Chaste? Look for yourself…what do you think?

Madonna is definitely relaxing on her down time, probably at a hotel since she’s still on tour. Jesus walks right up….cozy like a couple!

And don’t you find it funny that Jesus is wearing a shirt with a cross on it?

Happy 51st birthday Madonna!

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Jesus has been around and considered a boy toy for Madonna for months now. It seems Jesus is getting tired of the connotations. From the NY Daily News:

Jesus Luz is realizing that he’ll never be anything more than Madonna’s manny-with-benefits.

According to a source, the 22-year-old Brazilian boy toy has become aware that his cougar-ific girlfriend doesn’t take him seriously now that her ex, Guy Ritchie, is back in the picture.

“Guy is around pretty frequently, and Jesus is becoming resentful,” the pal confides. “He feels inadequate. He’s intimidated by Guy’s accomplishments; they clearly aren’t equals.”

Well, Madonna and Guy have children together, so I imagine he’s always going to be around. Jesus is going to have to deal or beef up his accomplishments to be somewhat equal. Do you feel bad for Jesus?

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The New York Daily News caught some soundbites from the interview:

“She is my friend, only my friend. “Madonna is a person who I admire very much, a friend who has entered my life and [with whom] I keep in contact. I cannot say anything more than I don’t have plans of marrying her. I can’t say if she is the woman in my life. Frankly, I never give importance to what others say about me. They can write that I’m a ‘toy boy’ or ‘boy toy.’ And I won’t care.”

The column also mentions that past Madonna lover, Alex Rodriguez, is dating Kate Hudson. Rather than seeth with jealousy, Madonna is instead “relieved” and glad A-Rod is going after a “higher caliber” of women after her. Wow. So much for modesty.

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Someone at The New York Daily News got their hands on the interview and reported:

The kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy.” But although the pair is planning a ceremony, the younger Luz most likely won’t be signing a prenup anytime soon: I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity,” says Luis, who doesn’t seem upset that his evangelically raised son, a model, is converting to the branch of Judaism.

A kabbalah ritual marriage? Color us cynical, but sounds sort of cult-ish, no?