Madonna wants a baby with Jesus Luz. Oiy. Madonna is 51 years old and she wants to conceive a child? Technically, she has a few months left because the cut off age for in-vitro is 52 years old in the US. Can she do it in time? Jesus wanted children, so Madonna wants to fulfill his need.

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Madonna has kept herself in good enough shape, but are her eggs still worthy? From The Sun:

Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz does Interview magazine! Now this explains what Madonna sees in Jesus. (roar) The 23-year Brazilian model and DJ opens up with Interview. Sorry, Jesus isn’t dishing details of his and Madonna’s relationship but he does talk about himself.  He talks about growing up, how he got his name “Jesus“, living in New York, how he got started modeling…

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Madonna meets Jesus Luz’s parents. And Madonna was reported to be nervous over the encounter for a couple reasons. No, not because she snatched their baby away and flies him around the world as her boy toy.

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Madonna was nervous because she is fifteen years OLDER that Jesus’ mother! From The Sun:

Pals say the star, 51, is “slightly on edge” as his mum Cristiane Regina da Silva is 15 YEARS her junior.

Madonna is buying her boyfriend Jesus Luz a $2.7 million New York apartment. It will be within walking distance from her $40 million townhouse. Madonna was not kidding when she told Jesus that he’ll never have to worry about money! Kiddo is set for life!

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A source tells The Sun:

Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighborhood where she has just moved.

Madonna admitted to Ryan Seacrest yesterday that she only likes young men. And not “younger” men (afterall, Madge is 51), but significantly young. In fact, her only requirement — they have to be “old enough to dress themselves.”

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more Madonna and Jesus after the hop…

It’s no secret that Madonna has been carrying on with underwear model, Jesus Luz. Jesus may (may) be 23. Maybe. When Ryan jokingly hit on her, she curtly told him he was too old for her. She said:

Madonna would prefer a train wreck over getting married again. Madonna was on David Letterman last night and shot down the rumors she was getting married to Jesus Luz. Actually, she shot down rumors she would marry anyone, ever again.

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Madonna said getting hit by a train would be better than saying I Do. Ouch. Was Guy Ritchie that bad of a husband? From Popeater: