Entertainment news followed Jessica as she guested on the show to promote her latest movie “Spy Kids: All The Time In The World 4D”. She and Kimmel also talked about the ROTFL sketch they both made when he took her to birthing class with Jessica due to deliver her real life second baby in a few weeks…

In class, Kimmel pestered the birthing instructor with questions like:

“How are babies made?”

and repeatedly referred to all parts of  life-size cross-section of female reproductive organs as

“That’s a vagina….and that’s a vagina…a vagina.”

He finally volunteered to wear a simulation pregnancy pack and proceeded to give excruciating birth with Jessica coaching him along.

The result: a beautiful, bald rubber doll Kimmel tearfully named Pippa Middleton.

Watch Jimmy Kimmel and Jessica Alba‘s hilarious birth process here…

Then again judging by how much the female audiences love RPattz; He could have holed up anywhere! When Rob came on stage, the applause was just crazy; and Rob said jokingly that it gave him such an ego trip. And the funny man Kimmel added, they [the female audiences] didn’t just want to see Pattinson, they wanted to eat him.

Besides not having a home, Kimmel also learned of Pattinson’s secret love for
MC Hammer’s short-lived cartoon from the 90’s called “Hammerman.”

Take a look at the video below to see what Kimmel gave him which may be Pattinson’s favorite gift ever receive.

Trump sat down with Meredith Vieira on the Today’s Show; Donald said he can’t decide if he’s going to run for President until the season of his show the Celebrity Apprentice is over. That’s a good one.

Donald says the world laughs at us and they won’t be laughing at us if he’s the president. But Jimmy Kimmel disagrees!

“If Donald Trump wins, my guess is America will look a lot like it did in ‘Back to the Future 2,’ when Biff was in charge.” “Maybe he should ease into this – by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.” says Jimmy Kimmel.

One thing I think Donald must do if he were the president; he must change his ridiculous hairdo!

Would you vote for Trump if he were to run for president?

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Me in my place: Natalie Zea edition

Justin puts on best show ever in Paris

Judge Judy hospitalized she is doing well

Lauren Alaina ‘Candle in the Wind’ American Idol, March 30 video

Shakira presents its sun – Pique on twitter

Jessica Sutta in ridiculous hot bikini

Dina Lohan scared for Kate Major‘s life

George Clooney to be a witness in Berlusconi trial?

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Selena and the Jonas Brothers together for the city of hope

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Court-side at Knicks-Celtics game

Ellen DeGeneres grills Selena Gomez over Justin Bieber ‘Lie’

Hear the new album of Britney Spears Femme Fatale

Emma Roberts visits the Nike store

LAPD responds to a call from Miley Cyrus’ home

Sammy Hagar abducted by aliens?

EXCLUSIVE: Clear Channel’s JohnJay Van Es’ mistress comes forward

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Charlie walked in with a trash bag of stuff, then proceeded to lock lips with Jimmy while the crowd cheered on.

Charlie Sheen made a well-received cameo on Monday’s edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, as the embattled actor was a surprise guest during Kimmel’s interview with billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, who Sheen’s reportedly been talking business with.

Upon making his grand entrance, the former Two and a Half Men star, 45, planted a huge kiss on Kimmel’s cheek, and took the first seat.

“I can’t stay… I can’t stay sorry — silence! I have a show to write damn it!” he said, referring to his stage show.

Sheen then pulled out a few bags of his t-shirts — emblazoned with phrases like “Tiger’s Blood” and “Winning” — and tossed them out to the studio audience.

Are people egging Charlie on? Is this making his – whatever type of episode - worse? Did you buy tickets to Charlie’s show?

Photo credit ABC/Richard Cartwright

Kimmel also shared clips of Sheen’s recent interviews. In one of them, Charlie was pictured with his twin boys and his goddesses who help take care of his twins.

Charlie was asked whether he sees these two women as mother figures to his children.

Charlie responded: Absolutely.

In case if you’ve been living under a rock, his goddesses are Bree Olson, a porn star; Natalie Kenly, the pot queen, they shared the bedroom with Charlie.

Charlie Sheen’s New Drug

Charlie Sheen’s Addicted to Interviews

Sunday night marked the sixth annual “Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards” special. The show that brought you “I’m F***ing Ben Affleck,” “I’m F***ing Matt Damon,” and “Handsome Men’s Club,” now presents the Jimmy K workout which keeps the hottest Hollywood bodies shape with “Hottie Body Humpilates.”

Watch Jimmy K trains the ladies who fill the big screens and the skinny jeans

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Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ.com she’ll play a role in Jimmy’s taped sketch that will air during the special, which airs after local news, after the Oscars. This year, Jimmy’s sketch features some of the hottest women in Hollywood namely Lindsay, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Minka Kelly and Jessica Biel. Not bad!

Do you remember last year’s Kimmel gig? It was the Handsome Men’s Club, which featured Matthew McConaughey, Josh Hartnett and Rob Lowe and other fine looking guys.

Good job Jimmy for picking LiLo, she really is pretty. Are you watching the Oscars tonight?

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Jimmy said they held a Twitter contest about a song title, and someone suggested they call the song ‘Jimmy cuts Justin’s hair.’

Jimmy didn’t cut Biebs hair, he shaved it completely bald. Justin is such a good sport, he held his cool.

Jimmy asked Biebs what he thought of his new look and Justin joked, “Yeah it’s great, [the girls] will just focus on my beautiful silky smooth lyrics.”

“I think the girls will be upset about it, but you know what, they’ll get over it,” he added.

Diddy was one of the guests and he thought it was a really bad idea. Oh Jimmy you are not nice. I say let’s shave his hair. At least Justin still look cute bald. Let’s see how Jimmy would look without hair.

Justin is such a cool kid, he didn’t flip out and took it so gracefully. Justin we think you can go bald and stay cute. Now it’s Jimmy’s turn to get shaved.

Watch Jimmy giving Justin a complete shave:

Ok, it’s all fake, I thought it’s real before I watched the movie! Since I miss the show last night. Hey wouldn’t it be great if it’s for real? Hair grows out fast, I think Justin will look great with a crew cut, what do you think?

Justin’s new movie “Never Say Never” opens in theaters today!

images: I’ve uploaded a few of Justin on Ellen Degeneres’ earlier this week promoting his movie

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Groban starts off saying, “If you love Kanye West’s tweets as much as I do, you are going to love my new album,” before leading into his first lyric, “Can we please toast to the muthf**kin d*uchebags tonight?” We love his new album.

He goes on to say “At most his tweets are 140 characters but the depth of his passion is immeasurable.”

Groban tweeted thereafter, “It was an honor to sing these. I sincerely hope he doesn’t lash out at me with sick floetry.”

So far Kanye has been silent!

Josh Groban’s “The Best Tweets of Kanye West” includes 752 original songs and 48 CDs. Unfortunately, it’s not really available in stores.

photos: Fame

Watch Zac on Jimmy Kimmel Live after the jump…

Watch video of Zac on Jimmy Kimmel Live. It’s funny, Zac said the harding part was calling his girlfriend without feeling like an total a##hole.

Zac told Jimmy, “How do you start that conversation without feeling like a total a**hole?” ”She was fine with it.”

“I’m not really the type of guy that does that kind of thing often,” he said. “I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. It was supposed to be pretty reputable. I envisioned myself sitting on a nice couch with T-Pain and Usher, making it rain money — and it just wasn’t like that.”

It was Zac’s first time, I guess he’d stay away from strip joints at least for a long time LOL! Would you get upset with your boyfriend if he went to a strip club? By the way, as usual the girls on Jimmy Kimmel went nuts seeing Zac.

photos: Fame

more Sarah after the hop…

Sarah, who spent close to a decade with Jimmy, told the magazine:

Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys,” says Silverman. “But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I think it’s really the opposite…Her new boyfriend, the writer Alec Sulkin, is “the first guy in a decade who’s given me any kind of compliment, like saying I’m pretty or anything.”

Can that be true? Is it possible Jimmy Kimmel never paid poor Sarah Silverman a compliment? What do you think?

Photos: Bauer Griffin

More pictures after the surprise…

Jimmy’s kids really liked Sarah and were reportedly telling him to get married.  Sarah must not have felt that way or she would have not dumped him.  Us Weekly says:

“Sarah initiated the split this time,” the source tells Us. “He’s bummed.”

This breakup happened within the last two weeks.

“He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

The couple, who first split in July, reunited last fall.

I wonder what really happened this time.  Too bad for all parties involved.

video after the jump…

The tape was made with the Nadya’s consent, although it’s unclear who was running the camera . TMZ also said that multiple sources as saying the tape was being shopped.

Suleman, 33 unemployed could certainly use the cash for her family of 14 kids. She delivered the octuplets on Jan. 23 after undergoing in vitro fertilization. Besides the octuplets, she has 6 young kids all younger than 7 years old.

more photos after the video…

Oh, but at the end of the day they’re all shameless media whores. This faux anger is all for show. Rumors are swirling that this Saturday Mark will make a surprise guest appearance on SNL to set the record straight. 

Say hi to your mother for me.

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More pictures after the break…

US Magazine announced Sarah and Jimmy released a joint, brief statement that said they split and there would be no more comment from either one.  Both are busy with filming their own TV shows, sometimes on opposite sides of the country.  They had said they were happy to be in a relationship without getting married and they seemed to be…for five years.   No word as to why they split.  Kimmel was married previously and has children with his ex-wife.

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This video is sooo funny with Brad Pitt in it too as the Fed Ex delivery boy and tons of other celebrities…

Watch video of Jimmy Kimmel f*cking Ben Affleck:

Celebrities including Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji Madden and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf cheering for Jimmy & Ben!!!

Kimmel said: “You take something I love from me and you can damn well bet I’m gonna take something you love from you, too,” Kimmel warned in his introduction to the clip. “Matt, Sarah, this is for you.”

In case if you have not seen the video of Sarah Silverman f#cking Matt Damon, watch video of them banging.. it’s funny: