Hang Mioku is a South Korean woman, 48, not necessary a star but she’s made repeated headlines in the celebrity news due to her insane addiction; Mioku manifests what happens with many plastic surgeries. She became so addicted to it that she injected cooking oil into her face ultimately. Yikes! As Hank Williams sang these words,”Hey good lookin’, what you got cookin’?”, he should have told Ms. Mioku to use the cooking oil for her dinner, not her face. Remember Muammar Gaddafi?

Heidi Montag had her old breast implants increased to DDDs, a nose job revision, a lipo on her stomach and thighs, a butt augmentation, a brow lift, etc, etc, etc.

Montag shocked the world when she underwent ten plastic surgery procedures in one day. Most of us either don’t know or have forgotten that Heidi has already had two plastic surgeries done prior to her big tune up. Watch out Heidi, don’t go any further otherwise Good God we don’t want to have you looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein down the road.

Jackie Stallone, the mother of Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa in the movie Rocky). She looks like she’s been through some tough fights herself. Actually, her new face is after thousands of dollars worth of many plastic surgeries. Maybe after a few more surgeries she can look as good as her original face?

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop had multiple nose jobs, cheek implants; eyelid surgery, a cleft put in his chin.You name it he had it. He just had too many inappropriate operations.

As for Michael’s big sister LaToya Jackson, she must have used the same surgeon as Michael did before he died. The most obvious work LaToya has done is on her nose.

Pete Burns is a former member of Dead or Alive, who had the top single “You Spin Me Round”. He spent the fortune he earned from his successful music career on reconstructive surgeries after a botched plastic surgery on his lips. It appears he should have kept the money.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, this is the formerly beautiful billionairess socialite Wildenstein, who is also being referred to as the Bride of Frankenstein. She reportedly spent millions on plastic surgeries to win back her estranged husband. He may have run even faster after the surgeries!

Joan Rivers, has had facelift, eye tuck, nose job, Botox, etc, etc etc.

“I have done what everyone does in California,” she says. “Goldie Hawn has a totally different face from when she started.”
“I believe in plastic surgery,” she says.

Mickey Rourke undergone face reconstructive surgery. Rourke, the once boxer turned Hollywood heartthrob went back to boxing in the early 90s; and Mickey suffered a lot of physical injuries including facial scars. Mickey said he had gone to “the wrong guy” for his surgery and that his plastic surgeon had left his features “a mess.”

Lisa Rinna had inflated lips and face filler. Rinna’s famously inflated lips have been deflated as she has admittedly had a surgical procedure done to reduce them. (Thank God) As for the face filler?

“I saw a picture of myself and thought, ‘Uh-oh,’” admits Lisa, after getting too much Juvéderm. “You have to be careful. I’m a perfect example of that!” “There are many things you can do to make yourself look better,” said Lisa.

The picture we are showing you is one with her lips still badly inflated and click here to see the new Lisa having deflated her famously inflated lips and without any makeup.

Would you go this far for the sake of vanity?

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Heidi Montag – her old breast implants increased to DDDs, a nose job revision, a lipo on her stomach and thighs, a butt augmentation, a brow lift, etc, etc, etc.

Montag shocked the world when she underwent ten plastic surgery procedures in one day. Most of us either don’t know or have forgotten that Heidi has already had two plastic surgeries done prior to her big tune up.

Montag wishes she could travel back in time and not have gotten the 10 procedures she did a year ago. But sweetie, certain things are irreversible. She was genetically blessed to begin with… Dear God I’m wondering what she would end up looking like in 20 years time if this crazy addiction doesn’t stop. Heidi is merely 24!

JWoww - breast implants

Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley AKA JWoww has this to say about her breast implants: “I’d do it every year if I could.”

She’s happy with her rack so are we. But sister don’t do it every year, you might not be so lucky next time around.

Tori Spelling – breast implants

Spelling’s implants have been looking a bit weird lately; according to plastic surgeons, they could have dropped due to her pregnancy. Oops. Looks like Tori might have to get them repaired after giving birth. Sounds just like bringing your car in for service? I sometimes think these celebs have misconceptions of the Dos and Don’ts.

Victoria Beckham – breast implants

Now gone! Beckham recently told Vogue UK that she has removed her implants –“torpedo bazookas” as the magazine so hilariously call them!

Much better Posh! I’m glad she didn’t surgically remove her accent, I just love the way she talks, don’t you?

Kim Kardashian – Boxtox and possibly butt job

Kim says she’s all-natural. Regarding her famous derriere; She said it’s the Armenian genes in her.

The image which looks as if Kim’s suffering from a horrible Botox mishap? Kardashian said it was a bad flu day. Ha! How come we didn’t think of that to begin with?

All-natural or not, we don’t know but Kim looks dazzling and mighty hot in any case. Do you think Kim has ever had plastic surgery?

Kourtney Kardashian – breast implants

Kourtney admits those babies are fake.

“It was kind of impulsive. I was never insecure about my breast size or my body. I just got the idea in my head one day, and that was that,” Kourtney said.

Kourt, we are proud of your honesty and seriously I would have never guessed it. Bravo!

Mickey Rourke – face reconstructive surgery

Rourke, the once boxer turned Hollywood heartthrob (don’t laugh, it’s true, that was probably before you were born) went back to boxing in the early 90s; and Mickey suffered a lot of physical injuries including facial scars. Rourke’s face badly needed reconstructive surgery and so he did; his face was later labelled “almost unrecognizable.” Ouch! Mickey said he had gone to “the wrong guy” for his surgery and that his plastic surgeon had left his features “a mess.”

Lisa Rinna – inflated lips and face filler

Rinna said she first started getting her lips injected back in 1986 when she and a girlfriend made an impulsive decision to get some silicone shot into their lips. Lisa’s famously inflated lips have been deflated as she has admittedly had a surgical procedure done to reduce them.

As for the face filler? Rinna overdid it.

“I saw a picture of myself and thought, ‘Uh-oh,’” admits Lisa, after getting too much Juvéderm. “You have to be careful. I’m a perfect example of that!” “There are many things you can do to make yourself look better,” said Lisa.

I think reducing her lips was one of the best decisions she’s ever made. I mean you can’t really look like Angelina Jolie unless you’re Angie, can you?

Jocelyn Wildenstein –  face lift, cheek implants, chin implants, breast implants eye tuck, liposuction, brow lift and everything else you can possibly think of.

Jocelyn, the Swiss-born, New York socialite often referred to as “The Bride of Frankenstein” or “Cat Woman” has had all kinds of plastic surgeries you can possibly think of. Psychiatrists and plastic surgeons call this an example of “body dysmorphic disorder” or in plain English: someone who’s paranoid of being ugly. I think Heidi Montag would sadly fall into this category as well.

Joan Rivers – facelift, eye tuck, nose job, Botox, etc, etc etc.

Good God, Rivers is 77, despite looking very plastic, she does look much younger than her age, doesn’t she? So perhaps all-natural was never meant to be for Joan.

What do you think of these 10 stars? Who do you think some have really enhanced their looks through plastic surgeries?

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I also think that when you get the gold ring you have an obligation. The old studio system made you have an obligation to live a clean life and be the example. What am I going to tell my grandson who watches Two and Half Men? I just think he’s awful,” as Joan opens up in the new Advocate interview.

In the interview, Rivers also swears that her new hit reality series, Joan Knows Best? is indeed real, and dishes on closeted actors, Sarah Palin’s gift to comedians, and her ladies’ night with Cher and Kathy Griffin.

On Her Recent Sarah Palin Controversy:

Yes. Thank you, thank you, God, for her sending that daughter who can’t dance to Dancing With the Stars. You wait for the Kate Gosselins of the world who don’t know the names of all their children. As a comedian you pray for things like this. Oh, yes! The only thing we’re being careful of is poor Zsa Zsa Gabor and her one leg. I have a great joke, but I just can’t do it yet. [Laughs] But, yes, you pray for things like that.

On Sticking By Her Statement That Gay Celebrities Stay Closted:

Yes. You are supposed to be a heartthrob, and you want the little teenage girls’ hearts to go pitter-patter. That’s what brings in the money. You know what? Let them stay in the closet and send a big check to AIDS research. Let them come out like Ricky Martin did, when you want to come out. However, if it isn’t going to affect your career and if you’re not the heartthrob, then shame on you for not coming out.

I think a lot of people would agree with Joan this time. Yes, one must set an example for your kids. Kids do what we do, not what we tell them to do. And more so as a celebrity, you have a much bigger obligation to set a good example because it’s not just about your kids, you have millions of fans who are looking up to you.

Joan does from time to time (not always) make sense ha?

Please visit Advocate.com to read the entire interview.

pictures are of Joan appearing on Live with Regis and Kelly in January

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more Joan being the comedian after the jump…

Joan tweeted: “I was just thinking: Madonna sure is getting old. I should have taught her a new birthday game – “Pin The Tail On The Coroner.” Next year”

Rivers didn’t stop there, she tweeted: “I went to Madonna’s birthday party. Wow! The cake had 52 candles on it, one for each child she’s stolen from Africa.”

Joan really has a sharp tongue, doesn’t she? Remember what she said about Lindsay Lohan on Twitter? And Samantha Ronson came to LiLo’s defense. Sam went on Twitter to defend her ex Lohan telling Joan Rivers that she has collagen older than Lindsay and asked Rivers to pick on someone her age.

Do you think Joan is picking on Madonna? Or she’s just being a comedian?

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more Joan Rivers and LiLo after the hop…

Well, now it’s Joan Rivers turn to respond. She told an upcoming episode of Extra:

“I am so appalled that these people are coming out of the woodwork upset that I did a joke about her. I think they should worry about Lindsay Lohan. I think this ex-girlfriend, this deejay…Why not worry about Lindsay Lohan? That girl is going to be dead in 10 years if somebody doesn’t take care of her.”

She also lashes out at LiLo‘s parents who she thinks are more concerned about getting TV spots then helping their daughter.

“If I were Lindsay’s parents, I wouldn’t be on television discussing it, I wouldn’t be going on to Joan Rivers for doing a stupid joke on her blog, I would be taking her to rehab and a rehab where you don’t get your nails done.”

I agree with Joan — what about you?

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more Lindsay Lohan after the hop…

Lindsay tweeted earlier today:

“Joan Rivers and her ‘stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven…all he needs is her botox doctor. Dr.” Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth’”

Yeah, Lindsay definitely got some help writing those jokes. Definitely. Perhaps Samantha Ronson helped her out.

What do you think? Should Joan pick on someone her own size?

Photos: Fame

more Sam and Joan’s tweeter war after the jump…

On Friday, the sharp-tongued Rivers took to her Twitter to slam LiLo. 


Rivers tweeted
”Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge,” Joan was referrring to the LiLo’s four-letter-word manicure “F##k U”

Joan added “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof” “Lindsay Lohan had ‘F-ck you’ painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had ‘Eat me you party skank,’ painted on hers.”

Several hours later, Sam got in on Twitter to defend Lohan. 


Sam tweeted
”Hey Joan Rivers,” “You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.”

Early Saturday morning, LiLo replied to Sam’s tweet, “thank you. ;)”

Right on Samantha! Seriously I don’t approve of Linds’ way but give her a break, she is 24 and have we all not screwed up one way or another? Before you judge someone so harshly, first take a close look at yourself.

photos: Bauer Griffin; Fame

More pictures of Victoria after the eye roll…

Joan probably has some other beef with Victoria, but she let it out and called it because she has no class. Whatever. From the Daily Star:

Joan, 76, blasted: “Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar.”

“And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes £6,000 bags. Not when people are starving.”

The outspoken American, who is set to “out” the best and worst dressed stars at next month’s Oscars, said Posh had done herself down by splashing the cash.

A friend later stuck up for Victoria and said she didn’t even own half that many bags. Do you think Joan is just jealous?

Photos: Fame