Joe Francis sues  Jayde Nicole for threatening him. Joe says he feared for his life in the altercation at a club last month. The altercation where he grabbed Jayde’s hair and dragged her to the ground…hmmm.

More pictures of Jayde and Joe after the thump…

Jayde weighs all of about 110 pounds and Joe says he feared she was going to kill him. Would that be as she laid on the floor or when she was sitting at the bar crying? From RadarOnline:

Joe Francis’ assault video on Jayde Nicole was leaked yesterday. Supposedly leaked, because I think Jayde and/or her attorneys had something to do with Radar getting their hands on it. If police wanted it kept secret, it would be!

More pictures of Joe and Jayde after the snag…

I think he kind of pulled her hair, dragged her and pushed her to the ground. She happened to get caught under feet as people were grabbing him to get him off her. What do you think of the melee?

Joe Francis tampers with witnesses now too. Joe was in an altercation with former Playboy model Jayde Nicole over the weekend. And it seems that Joe had a few conversations with someone who ’saw’ the incident. That someone is an ex-girlfriend of Joe’s and she still has a grudge against him!

More pictures of Joe and Jayde after the skip…

Joe Francis says he’s the victim of the whole Brody Jenner/Jayde Nicole fiasco. As we reported yesterday, Brody is accusing Joe of pulling Jayde’s hair, kicking and then hitting her. Joe says this is all ridiculous and he’s never hit a woman in his life.

more Joe and Brody after the hop…

Joe told Eonline.com:

Brody Jenner got into a bar fight with Joe Francis early this morning. Apparently, Joe Francis was being a skeezy perv (him! NEVER!) while hitting on Brody’s ex-girlfriend. Jayde Nicole, Jenner’s current girlfriend, being the classy, sophisticated lady she is decided it would be a wonderful idea to throw a drink at Francis. Real problem solver that Jayde!

more photos of Brody, Jayde and Joe after the hop…

10 great celebrity mug shots - Our top ten celebrity mug shot picks: Joe Francis, Shia LaBeouf, Dennis Rodman, Michale Jackson, Nick Nolte, Bill Gates, Hugh Grant, Diddy, Richie Sambora, Snoop Dogg.  These mug shots are probably taken without their hair stylists and make up artists around so they are likely to represent the most down to earth side of these celebrities.

a lot more mug shots after the pop…

Proving the pen (or keyboard) is mightier than the lawsuit, Lindsay Lohan took to her Myspace blog (once again) to talk crap about those who’ve wronged her. Her whipping boy of choice this time? None other than Girls Gone Wild douche Joe Francis!

more photos after the diss… (a picture of Joe with Heidi and Spencer because it just seemed so appropriate)