Sorry guys—looks like there won’t be a reunion between David and his estranged wife COURTENEY COX anytime soon.

David is now dating Joe Francis’ ex, “Entertainment Tonight” reporter Christina McLarty. The couple was first spotted out in public back in July, and they’ve been together ever since.

In an interview with Howard Stern, the actor gushed:

“She’s adorable. I’m not one to run around with different girls. I like someone that makes me feel good and that I can make feel good.”

He added:

“We try to see each other as much as possible.”

David separated from Courteney in October 2011 after 11 years together while Christina’s two-month marriage to Joe ended in 2010.

Are you happy that David’s found someone? Or are you upset that he may never get back with Courteney?

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Today Francis issued a statement that sounds (as Dlisted.com points out) suspiciously like Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson‘s split up prose.

“After careful and thoughtful consideration on both our parts, Christina and I have mutually decided to end our relationship.  We entered into our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness that we leave it.  We wish each other the best for the future.  There was no divorce and there will  be no divorce because the couple was never legally married.”

Never legally married, eh? At least Christina did something right in this situation!

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After less than two months of marriage, the Girls Gone Wild founder and his wife, CBS reporter Christina have called it quits, RadarOnline reports.

The couple, who dated on-and-off for four years before tying the knot in November at Francis’ estate in Punta Mita, Mexico.

According to a source, Francis was openly discussing the separation at the Kardashian family’s Christmas party.

While Francis’ rep denies the separation but a source close to the couple confirms, “Joe Francis’ wife moved out, and they might be getting a divorce.”

The source added, Christina moved out of their Bel Air home and into her mother’s house.

Sigh!

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And to most people’s surprise Christina isn’t one of those Girls Gone Wild gals, she’s a CBS 2 entertainment news reporter, the two got engaged back in July. They have dated on-and-off for 4 years.

The reason why it’s a civil marriage because the past notorious GGW dude said when they got engaged in July that, “We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States.”

You definitely didn’t see this one coming, did you?

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more Joe and his reporter fiancee after the jump…

McLarty is the niece of Bill Clinton’s former White House chief of staff Mack McLarty. McLarty worked as a TV reporter and correspondent in Dallas and in Little Rock, Arkansas where her family is originally from before moving to L.A.

According to her CBS2 biography, Christina is a NYU graduate and has interviewed Bill Clinton, Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, Diane Sawyer, Clint Eastwood, Warren Beatty and Annette Benning, and in her free time she “enjoys cooking, reading, checking out the local farmers markets, and tending to her 4-year-old Basset Hound.”

There will not be a traditional wedding:

“We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States,” Francis told Page Six.

The couple have been dating on and off for almost four years, during which Francis spent 339 days in jail battling different charges in Florida and Nevada.

How does a girl like Christina fall for Joe Francis with such a colorful past? Wasn’t he with Abbey Wilson just a few months ago?

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More pictures of Joe and Tila after the disgust..

Tila says he is well known, in the entertainment business and famous…Joe finances her website and is in the entertainment business in a big way. Is this one more stunt they cooked up together? From Gossip Rocks:

With the news that Tila Tequila is “100% pregnant,” many are wondering who fathered the child. Tila keeps dropping hints, saying the dad “is definitely someone ‘known’ and definitely someone in the ‘Entertainment Industry.’” Not long after Tequila’s fiancée Casey Johnson passed away, it was revealed that Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis may have been “the secret architect” behind the now infamous engagement announcement video as a way to hype Tequila’s recently launched web site, which is financed by Francis.

 I don’t know what to think about any of this…except that Tila has been acting exceptionally erratic the last few months.

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More pictures of Tila after the break…

If you have been following Tila on Twitter at all, you know she is turning the grief on herself, saying outrageous things in an apparent attempt at attention. She’ll go from saying she hasn’t slept in weeks to announcing her website and a cool new record deal. WTF? Would you be able to turn it on and off like that if your fiance died? From Celebitchy:

And in related news, there’s speculation that Tila’s engagement to Casey was all part a plot hatched by Girls Gone Wild douche Joe Francis. Tila posted a video announcing her engagement in which she and Casey were lying in bed in their bras and panties. She showed off her ring and bragged about it, and then announced that she was going to have sex with Casey once the camera was off. Casey lightly grabbed Tila’s boob at the end. The NY Daily News says the whole thing was masterminded by Francis, as if Tila needs any help promoting herself. “Some insiders believe… Joe Francis was the secret architect of the sad spectacle, which they say was designed to hype Tequila’s Francis-financed Web site.”

If this comes to be true, it is sad indeed. Tila has been ranting that she will be on Larry King Tuesday, with letters from Casey proving how bad the Johnson family was. However, the Larry King site says nothing about it. Tila wasn’t even invited to the burial in New York, making it seem like the Johnson family knew about the reasoning behind the ‘engagement.’ Do you think their engagement was real?

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More pictures of Jayde and Joe after the thump…

Jayde weighs all of about 110 pounds and Joe says he feared she was going to kill him. Would that be as she laid on the floor or when she was sitting at the bar crying? From RadarOnline:

Nicole claims Francis pulled her hair and knocked her to the ground while Francis claims Nicole threatened to kill him. He has also said that he was fearful for his life, claiming he saw Nicole reach for a bottle which he believed she was going to hit him with.

There was no dollar amount mentioned in Joe’s lawsuit, so I think he just threw it out there to be a jerk. How can he seriously be frightened of a girl Jayde’s size? Come on….she’s a size 0 and weighs half as much as he does. I can see Joe being scared of someone like Rosie O’Donnell or Queen Latifah…but Jayde?

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More pictures of Joe and Jayde after the snag…

I think he kind of pulled her hair, dragged her and pushed her to the ground. She happened to get caught under feet as people were grabbing him to get him off her. What do you think of the melee?

Here’s the video so you can see for yourself. Joe was kind of lying when he said he only pulled her hair.

From Radar Online:

“He can’t lie anymore!” Jayde Nicole speaks out for the first time since the attack, describing her nightmare experience at the hands of Joe Franciswhile watching RadarOnline.com’s explosive never-before-seen security video of the incident.

Early in the morning on Friday, August 28, Jayde, her boyfriend Brody Jenner and a group of friends were at Hollywood hot spot Guys and Dolls when Jayde spotted Joe and said he was grabbing her friend and trying to kiss her. Jayde reached through a crowd and dumped her shot-glass drink on Joe’s shoulder. She then turned back to the bar.

I don’t get how dumping a drink on his shoulder is going to get him to leave her friend alone. He’s just going to hit on her with a wet shoulder. Duh. How do some of these starlets get along during the day?

You can also watch the security camera video from that night at Radar Online as well.

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More pictures of Joe and Jayde after the skip…

Joe says he pulled Jayde’s hair, but that was it. Jayde filed criminal charges, claiming she was punched as well. Now charges are coming out Joe was coaching a witness to see his side of it. From TMZ:

 TMZ spoke with Francis’ rep, who told us, “Abbey Wilson, Joe’s ex-girlfriend that he lived with for almost a year, has a little problem telling the whole truth … Abbey conveniently omitted the last part of that text message which puts everything in context.”

The text message reads: ‘Also remember jade hit you the last time, don’t lie for them.”

Francis‘ rep says, “Joe would never coach a witness but simply wanted Miss Wilson to tell the truth about the incident and put aside her vendetta towards Joe for breaking up with her and asking her to move out of his home.”

This is getting good! I wonder how soon until the video is released of the incident, because it was caught on security cameras. Who’s side do you believe?

Photos: Bauer Griffin

more Joe and Brody after the hop…

Joe told Eonline.com:

“I’m the victim,” the oft put-upon Francis told E! News Friday when we caught up with him at his Santa Monica office. “Brody hit me in the face. Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all,” Francis said in a statement released shortly after E! spoke with him. “I turned to see who it was, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt. The security guards told me they saw the whole thing, and apologized to me for the trouble. They even offered me a new Guys and Dolls T-shirt.”

Joe Francis is considering taking legal action.

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more photos of Brody, Jayde and Joe after the hop…

Anyway, according to TMZ.com Francis, being the gentleman that he is, decided to smack Jayde across the face, throw her on the ground and kick her. This bar was just oozing with high class antics. So, of course, Brody had to defend his lady and got tased. Ha!

Oh, man. I would walk around with a permanent taser if I hung out at those douche-y clubs. Just another night in the life of in Hollywood…

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more photos after the diss… (a picture of Joe with Heidi and Spencer because it just seemed so appropriate)

Supposedly, Joe ran his mouth at the Hollywood Party Girl show (what in God’s name is that?!) claiming Lindsay’s a big, ol’ heterosexual and just under the controlling (albeit frail) thumb of Samantha Ronson.

“Lindsay’s straight…I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”

Joe Francis also alluded to the fact he and Lindsay slept together (pre rehab). Not to take this lying down (no pun intended, Linds!), LiLo shot back in her usual freckled fury.

“Joe Francis has no place in saying anything about Samantha Ronson, or anyone for that matter, especially after all the sh** he has done – I don’t understand why people feel the need to comment on someone else’s life, and relationship when they can’t even have one of their own…
Samantha doesn’t like Joe Francis because she feels he’s an asshole, not because she’s jealous. Would you be jealous of Joe Francis????? yuck!”

In this instance, I think I gotta agree with LiLo.  Joe Francis looks like the type of guy who would only score after you’re a few vodka cranberries deep. Like eight. Or nine. And then you’d just pray to the rising sun he’s gone before daylight hits. 

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“She should keep in mind it’s considerably more than the governor of New York paid her, and our activities aren’t illegal,” Joe Francis said. He said Ashley Alexandra Dupré has “zero” chance of winning her lawsuit, adding that yesterday’s offer was not a ploy to get her to drop the suit.

In a video released Tuesday by Francis, Dupré appears covered by a terrycloth towel and gives her name as Amber Arpaio. An unseen questioner asks if she is 18.
“Yes, I am,” she says.
“Do you know what ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is?” the questioner asks.
“Yes, I do,” she replies with a laugh.
“Can I use this on ‘Girls Gone Wild’?” she is asked.
“Of course you can,” she answers. – NY Daily News
Seriously, I think Dupre should take his offer perhaps she’ll even have great potential to move forward with Francis. What else can you do being a high-class hooker? 

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As for the nude pictures now circulating the Internet, Joe doesn’t seem to mind. “She took a picture,” he says, “it was leaked, and now it is time to move forward with her career.” Joe knows best!

“I think being a woman and being able to show a sexy side is empowering,” The Sun quoted Hudgens, as saying.

“Being able to show we are comfortable in our skin is a good thing. I totally would pose for a sexy magazine. But not Playboy,” she added.

I say good try, Francis, $500,000 is pretty low ball for Hudgens to strip all is it! She will never do it.

source: TMZ

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