So. Are John Mayer and Jessica Simpson getting back together or not? We got a little excited about the two and a rumored rendezvous when we read that Tony Romo found text messages from John Mayer and that this was a pivotal point of the couple’s break-up.

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Of course, Media Loving Mayer couldn’t let something like this go without a tweet, update, memo, or picture to the press. This time he let his friends do the yapping. He’s being generous.

John Mayer claims Pink kneed him in the nuts. Unlikely enemies, John Mayer and Pink, have supposedly been sparring for an entire year. Last year, Mayer tweeted to the massed recently, tough-grrrrl Pink got physical and kneed him in the crotch. Ha.

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Mayer’s exact tweet (via abs-cbsnews.com):

“Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was p***ing blood for days. Did I make a scene? (sic)”

Jennifer Aniston is back to drunk texting John Mayer in hopes the two can rekindle their love affair. Sigh. According to sources John hasn’t thought twice about Jen since they split and certinaly hasn’t picked up a phone, but Jennifer has been “stressed” and “feeling lonely.” Siiiiiiiiighhhhhhhh.

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Sources at Showbiz Spy are returning to this tired story once again and claiming Jen routinely drinks one too many glasses of wine and, poof, her fingers get to dialing. Which would be fine, but this is infuriating Courteney Cox:

John Mayer left an arrogant little tweet about how the public shouldn’t hate him because he dates their “fantasy girls.” John is well-aware of the media’s fascination of his personal life (music is just a footnote in small print at this point), and loves it so much he feels the need to respond at any given moment. Oh, John also says he isn’t douche. He’s a “showbiz type.” Tomato, To-mahto.

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John Mayer’s rebound fling to cocktail waitress Scheana Marie is over. John began knocking nuzzles with Scheana shortly after he and Jennifer Aniston called it quits for good. Supposedly, John slipped her his number when he was out drinking in Beverly Hills one night.

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John Mayer has a new girlfriend. John has moved on from Jennifer Aniston and is rebounding with 23-year-old cocktail waitress, Scheana Marie Jancan. John and Scheana met at some unnamed Beverly Hills lounge where she gave John her number and the two have been “canoodling” ever since.

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John Mayer is not telling people Jennifer Aniston was too clingy. John and Jennifer officially (finally) called it quits in February. Hopefully for the last time. Regardless, John is still riding the high of once dating a very famous star and using it as flirting fodder when he talks to woman now.

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According to MSNBC, John Mayer has been telling women all over the place how Jennifer Aniston was very “clingy”in their relationship.