JOHN MAYER has reportedly pulled an ADELE and cancelled his tour due to a throat condition, star news has learned.

Bummer!

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Celebrity singer heartthrob John Mayer, who had not been on tour in, like… forever, was the next one to catch the “Hollywood throat epidemic” and had to cancel his tour recently, a la Adele and Celine Dion who also had to cancel due to conditions constricting their world-famous pipes. His fans will have to listen to him serenade via his album that will be released in May 22… for now.

Recent Hollywood star news was shocked when it was revealed that KIRSTEN DUNST is crushing on JOHN MAYER.

Say what?!

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Kirsten Dunst obviously doesn’t listen to gossip because she is apparently crushing on one of Hollywood’s notorious playboys, John Mayer. In fact, she would even love to record a track with him! The musician, who used to date Taylor Swift, Vanessa Carlton, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, has been publicly mentioned to have broken so many Hollywood hearts countless of times.

JOHN MAYER went on his new Tumblr page telling everybody he hates sarcasm, so all of you people…Just. Please. Be. Sincere. Already.

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It seems John Mayer‘s found a new lease in life after having had a granuloma removed from his vocal chords  in October. He has a new Tumblr page now, and he’s waxing eloquent about his life and beliefs in a setting that allows him more than 140 characters per post…

The Hollywood throat epidemic going around has claimed it’s fifth victim – JANET JACKSON canceled her Sydney concert on doctor’s orders 10 minutes before its scheduled start. Apparently, an emergency medical evaluation necessitated rest for her vocal cords or have her lose her voice completely…

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According to Janet’s reps, the singer had no choice but to cancel her 8 pm performance at the Sydney Opera House due to vocal cord issues, issuing a statement to disappointed concert-goers at 7:40 pm which read:

Country singer KEITH URBAN has joined sufferers of an unexplained throat epidemic among entertainers in Hollywood that requires him to have surgery in December.

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Nicole Kidman‘s husband is scheduled to have a polyp removed from his vocal cords, star news learned. And we’re wondering if there’s some kind of voice curse that’s been following celebrities around since October, given that Urban‘s the fourth case we’ve reported so far…

Entertainer MARIE OSMOND was hospitalized after a throat ailment caused her to lose her voice right in the middle of a performance in Las Vegas with brother Donny. Marie complained of tightness in her lungs and was diagnosed with really bad bronchitis.

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Marie must’ve been belting it out real good to lose her voice like that. After all, she’s been performing for almost 50 years of her life…