JOHN MAYER went on his new Tumblr page telling everybody he hates sarcasm, so all of you people…Just. Please. Be. Sincere. Already.
It seems John Mayer‘s found a new lease in life after having had a granuloma removed from his vocal chords in October. He has a new Tumblr page now, and he’s waxing eloquent about his life and beliefs in a setting that allows him more than 140 characters per post…
The Hollywood throat epidemic going around has claimed it’s fifth victim – JANET JACKSON canceled her Sydney concert on doctor’s orders 10 minutes before its scheduled start. Apparently, an emergency medical evaluation necessitated rest for her vocal cords or have her lose her voice completely…
According to Janet’s reps, the singer had no choice but to cancel her 8 pm performance at the Sydney Opera House due to vocal cord issues, issuing a statement to disappointed concert-goers at 7:40 pm which read:
Country singer KEITH URBAN has joined sufferers of an unexplained throat epidemic among entertainers in Hollywood that requires him to have surgery in December.
Nicole Kidman‘s husband is scheduled to have a polyp removed from his vocal cords, star news learned. And we’re wondering if there’s some kind of voice curse that’s been following celebrities around since October, given that Urban‘s the fourth case we’ve reported so far…
Entertainer MARIE OSMOND was hospitalized after a throat ailment caused her to lose her voice right in the middle of a performance in Las Vegas with brother Donny. Marie complained of tightness in her lungs and was diagnosed with really bad bronchitis.
Marie must’ve been belting it out real good to lose her voice like that. After all, she’s been performing for almost 50 years of her life…
Singer JOHN MAYER is all set to go through surgery this week to remove the granuloma doctors found above one of his vocal cords a month ago. Celebrity news heard throat surgery is very delicate business and there’s always a risk of John losing his voice completely if something goes wrong…
Hollywood’s Don Juan JOHN MAYER was so lonely and desperate he begged the aid of a celebrity matchmaker to help him figure out why none of his relationships ever last. And to think he’s dated a lot of gorgeous celebrities like Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and Taylor Swift, to name a few.
