JON BON JOVI tells star news that he can’t possibly be the next “American Idol” judge, even though former judge JENNIFER LOPEZ thinks he’d be perfect for the job.

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When Jennifer Lopez finally announced that she was quitting “Idol”—a day after her former co-judge Steven Tyler released a statement that he was also leaving the show—she also mentioned a few world-renowned artists that would make good replacement judges.

Her top picks—Mick Jagger, U2′s Bono and Jon Bon Jovi.

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JON BON JOVI is not dead! We repeat—NOT dead! And if you don’t believe us, check out the photo below and see just how dead he looks to you:

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Jon Bon Jovi is the most recent victim of a death hoax, celebrity gossip websites have learned. The 49-year-old rocker is the latest celebrity in a looong list of celebrities—which includes mega pop star Lady Gaga, “Super Bass” rapper Nicki Minaj, and A-list actor Johnny Depp—who have been cruelly targeted by those sick rumor starters.

KATHERINE HEIGL is gushing over the fact that she’s made out with Bon Jovi frontman, JON BON JOVI, and she’s all but peeing in her pants about it.

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And why not? Bon Jovi‘s still the same hunk he ever was for all that he’s taken out sweaty shirtless exhibitions of his ripped arms and abs from his concert repertoire…

So why is the very married (to singer Josh Kelley) “Grey’s Anatomy” star being so vocal about locking lips with the  equally very married Jon Bon Jovi?