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Jon Gosselin offered his old flame, ousted Star reporter Kate Major a job. As it turns out, while Gosselin was on his Man Whore U.S.A. tyrant ( the DSM-IV would classify as a Douche-tastic Manic period), he offered Major a lucrative job as his assistant. Of course, this was back when Gosselin actually had a high-paying job. Not no more!

more Jon and Kate after the hop….

Jon Gosselin says TLC ruined his reputation. Of course, Jon had nothing to do with it! Forget Hailey Glassman, the stint with Ed Hardy, the rabbi and the press releases. Jon’s problems are caused by TLC!

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Jon filed a lengthy countersuit, making a whole bunch of ridiculous claims, demanding payment for aired episodes and $5 million dollars in damages. FIVE million. From TMZ:

Jon Gosselin apparently has a secret sex tape and snorts cocaine during it. Oh, snap! Please don’t bother mentally visualizing a Jon Gosselin sex tape (we won’t either — we’re in this together) but his alleged thrusts and moans are all caught on tape from a dirty little fling he had in Los Angeles.

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Jon Gosselin dumps Ed Hardy. Or at least the ugly T-shirts Jon has been wearing – probably for money – in a spoof on himself. Jon joins up with the Funny or Die to come up with a video bashing Michael Lohan and himself, while not really being funny.

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Jon had been with the T-shirts since the spring, but while on his show, they had to be fuzzed out. TLC didn’t like his advertising bit on the sly. Here’s the scoop via Popeater:

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Jon Gosselin puts his kids’ safety on the line now. Jon was at his Pennsylvania home over the weekend and was riding around on his 4-wheeler with the kids…and no helmets. They were one ATVs that are meant for one person as well. Can’t Jon do anything right?

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Jon has a huge ATV, so that means it can go fast. Why didn’t he put a helmet on the kid? From the Examiner: