The Jonas Brothers are still licking their wounds after British comedian Russell Brand made a mockery of their virginity at the MTV Video Music Awards last week. 

That’s right. The Jonas Brothers are pulling a Britney, circa 1999, telling impressionable 16-year-olds that they’re VIRGINS. I can’t wait for the E! True Hollywood Story in 5 years.

 

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As if this couldn’t get any more closet homosexual wholesome, all three wear promise rings to symbolize their purity.

 
 

The Jonas brothers are a classy act.  No matter how much Russell Brand picked on them during a LIVE broadcast on MTV – which tens of millions of people watched around the globe – they still have a positive outlook.  And they don’t hate him – amazing!

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