The Jonas Brothers are still licking their wounds after British comedian Russell Brand made a mockery of their virginity at the MTV Video Music Awards last week. 

That’s right. The Jonas Brothers are pulling a Britney, circa 1999, telling impressionable 16-year-olds that they’re VIRGINS. I can’t wait for the E! True Hollywood Story in 5 years.

more photos after the lies…

As if this couldn’t get any more closet homosexual wholesome, all three wear promise rings to symbolize their purity.