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The two men were arrested near Joss’ home in Cullompton, England and, according to reports, they had with them some aerial photos and maps of Joss’ home.

Those are probably normal things to have… if you were planning a simple robbery. So why were they suspected of trying to murder the wild child singer?

Well, these two also had with them a couple of swords, rope, and a body bag. Sounds like a bunch of pirates, really.

TMZ has reported that the men are currently being questioned by the police and have not been charged with anything… yet.

Joss also released a statement regarding the matter, saying:

“I’d like to thank everyone for their concern but I’m absolutely fine and getting on with life as normal while the police continue with their enquiries.”

We’re glad you’re okay, Joss!

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more Joss after the hop…

Joss said (via Star, Celebitchy.com):

“I smoke weed, but I don’t think it’s really a drug. It’s more of a herb. I don’t regret saying that at all. I think everyone smokes weed and people who say they don’t are lying! Weed has been given this evil stamp, but how is it dangerous? It’s going to make you laugh your arse off? You might go to sleep? I think alcohol is much more harmful. I live in Devon and hardly ever go to clubs. When I do, I’ll drink three or four beers then move on to a vodka. I don’t want to take all those horrible drugs. Although some sound fun, so I might dabble now and then!”

Her parents must be so proud.

More pictures of Joss and Lily after the tiff…

Joss has a new album out, so she must be desperate for attention herself. Why in the world would she start something like this, when it was actually unprovoked? She says about Lily via Digital Spy:

“She needs to sell records because she’s not a singer, and that’s not an offence to her because I think that she knows that too,” she told The Mirror.

“I think she’s a performer and she’s more of a personality than she is a singer. But I think when musicians are really making real music people come to the show and that’s what we make our money from, from playing live.

“I think it’s probably harder for an artist like Lily and any other pop acts. It’s really about the track and about their personality and their celebrity and that’s how they make their money is selling those records.

Lily hasn’t responded…yet. You know she won’t ever back down from a challenge. What will she say about this fight that Joss picked?

Photos: Fame

More pictures after the pause…

It seems that Joss’ family was having a nice gathering for her half brother’s son’s baptism.  Nice, quiet day in church.  Ha!  Joss showed up 30 minutes late, which might not have been bad except she was supposed to be the Godmother.  Can’t start the process without her…

So, Joss shows up, gets cranky when her family tells her to actively participate and she gets upset.  Then she keeps getting flack from the family and takes it out on brother boy.  How?  She head butts him. he family had to break it up, at which point I’m sure Joss left. 

The Mirror says the incident all took place after the baptism, at her brother’s home.  Wouldn’t want to go head butting someone in church, now. 

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Would you wear a nude Posh across your chest? David Beckham would. Me I would definitely wear a nude David Beckham.

The young singer, 20, if you didn’t know, emerged to fame at a very young age. Stone left school at the age of sixteen and blames her dyslexia for not having done well in school.

“It wasn’t that I was stupid. I’m just a little bit dyslexic and I wasn’t very academic. I’m more artistic”, she says

Surely she is artistic! Oh well, we can’t be good at everything, can we?

In case you didn’t know, Austin says, “Christina Aguilera, Joss Stone… all these bitches be f**kin’ for tracks.”

Joss Stone: I don’t know him. I seriously don’t even know what he looks like. Maybe I’ll go see him when I go to Atlanta. We’ll have a cup of tea. Bless him. Seriously. People like that need prayer. Bless his poor little soul.

So what nasty comment did Dallas Austin make about Joss Stone? If you don’t know who Dallas Austin is, he’s the big-time, grammy winning song writer. Austin has produced songs for Michael Jackson, Madonna and who not. Austin has alleged that singers like Joss Stone & Christina Aguilera offered to perform sexual favors in exchange for his producing skills on their albums. As for Aguilera, according to Austin, she wanted a threesome with Austin. According to him, Christina fantasizes a threesome with her hubby Jordan Bratman and Dallas Austin.

Complex: if you had to give up sex for one whole year, how much money would you demand in return?

Joss Stone: It wouldn’t be that  difficult for me. I haven’t had a boyfriend for, like, two years. I’m hating on men at the moment. Every time, they hurt me bad. I get too emotionally into it. Hmmm…they’d have to donate a million dollars to a charity.

Do you believe what Dallas Austin had to say?

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