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Justin says it was only dinner with Kristin. OK, but we know how fake the show really is, so was it really just dinner? He says via Access Hollywood:

Justin Bobby showed signs of wanting to reconcile with Audrina.

“A big part of me will always have feelings for you and always be that guy towards you,” he said. “I would never be able to say anything was better than Audrina Patridge, ever in my life.”

Hmmmm, this will make for an interesting season on The Hills…or won’t it? Is anybody tuning in to see what happens with Audrina, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt or any of the others?

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Not surprisingly, Audrina had some things to say. Surprisingly, she can string a sentence together! I thought for sure Audrina had a 2nd grade education.

I didn’t ask to be informed, falsely or otherwise, that my “best friend” and my “boyfriend” were involved in some carnal activity. It was very disturbing to have a rumor, that could have easily been killed, thrown in my face over and over again.

I just want to put it on record that never did I EVER call Lauren a “slut,” “bad friend,” “shady person,” etc… I simply asked her a question and that’s how she interpreted it. I didn’t go around town running my mouth either. I confided in Heidi because she knows how Lauren works and when Lauren hung up on me and was acting like a child, I obviously thought the worst. I do always find it interesting to watch the episodes and see what senseless gossip people come up with!” via audrinapartridge.com

Bottom line, Justin and Lauren treating me like I wasn’t worthy of an explanation was almost worse than the rumor itself, and it only got worse the harder I tried to get a genuine answer.” 

She confided in Heidi? Well, that was her first mistake! Well, no, her first mistake was rubbing her lady parts on that Justin Bobby thing. Any bar in the country could find a more suitable bedmate than that mess.

Anyway, our bets are that Lauren and Justin Bobby shared a torrid 5 minutes (that’s about all Justin Bobby is good for) in some closet. I just hope Lauren took an Ajax shower and visited the free clinic afterward.

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Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad Not Talking

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Justin Bobby was overheard running his mouth at some douchy West Hollywood night spot One Sunset, saying “I never hooked up with her [Lauren]…it’s all for the show.” Whew! Those crafty writers. When are they going to kill off Spencer?

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Now that’s how you really get rating to skyrocket. He should fall off a cliff. I’m telling you!

Justin Bobby is also a bit of a loose cannon. He was promptly over the topic and threatened to punch a group of blond chicks who asked a follow up question. Classy. I don’t know too much about this Justin Bobby character, but I suffered through an episode of The Hills last week and he seems sort of low brow, hillbilly in comparison to the others. He’s got this bad boy tough guy thing written into the script that translates more into a trailer park aura. 

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“She hung up on me and that was my way of making an effort and asking her. I never accused anyone. I just straight-out asked them if they did it or not, and I don’t know what to believe… (Justin Bobby) kind of avoided the whole question and turned it back on me, like typical guy…neither of them have really talked to me or made an effort, so I really don’t know what to believe. I don’t want to believe it.”

This smells skanky to me. Did I, or did I not, tell you Justin Bobby is grinning from ear to ear. These two girls cat scratching over his greasy ass is probably the biggest ego boost that lout has gotten all year. Easily. My vote is this is all publicity for the show. It’s been a bit stale, no? Even Audrina admits:

“We’re kind of in a rut right now, and I’m just trying to decide what to do…I’m a big part of the show, so you know, we’re filming until December and then after that, you know, we’ll see.”

No worries, Audrina. There’s a Hooter’s shirt with your name written all over it. You’d fill out that cotton and spandex nicely. Just look your customers in the eye, dammit. None of that ceiling eyes, crap. Cut it out.

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She alludes to the fact that a certain man with a name that rhymes with Brencer Fratt may be the cause. Hmm.

“Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots). The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously.”

Of course, Perez Hilton is claiming Justin Bobby has confessed to Audrina he bumped uglies with Lauren, os this innocent act is completely futile. Oh, what will the outcome be? I can barely wait! Stay tuned folks! Maybe we can read steamy sex play by play while simultaneously watching the Britney Spears sex tape. Let’s just go on a gross, mental vacation.

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Audrina’s response on her blog was this:

I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin. I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful. I can’t comment on whether they are true or false.”

Not to be written off as a two-timing Justin Bobby hussy, LC had a speedy response to the ever trustworthy (heh) In Touch Weekly saying:

These accusations are so crazy it’s difficult for me to take them seriously. While my usual taste in guys isn’t always perfect, I do prefer they shower regularly.”

Oh, SNAP! Stay tuned for the follow-up. I’m sure Justin Bobby is sitting back, grinning from ear to ear.

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