MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO is thoroughly pissed over gay insinuations his fellow housemates, NICOLE “SNOOKI” POLIZZI and JENNI “JWOWW” FARLEY made about his sexuality in an interview with a tabloid.

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The Situation wants everyone to know that GTL stands for “gym, tan, laundry” — and nothing else. Particularly not what Snooki and JWoww were insinuating when they were interviewed by Huffpost Gay Voices this week, where they implied that despite The Situation‘s carefully cultivated playboy image, even he himself has questioned his own sexuality at one time or another…

SNOOKI and JWOWW‘s “Jersey Shore” spinoff finally found a home after their request to film in Hoboken, New Jersey was soundly denied by the powers-that-be.

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MTV and 495 Productions likely breathed a sigh of relief when Jersey City mayor, Jerramiah Healy, gave his okay for shooting the spinoff in his jurisdiction. It seems Mayor Healy‘s more inclined towards welcoming skankily dressed guidettes into his city as a source of amusement for the locals…

The Mayor of New Jersey has summarily turned down a “Jersey Shore” spinoff set to star SNOOKI and JWOWW, celebrity news learned.

Have these two guidettes gained so many haters in New Jersey local authorities don’t want them around?

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Mayor Dawn Zimmer rejected a proposal submitted by MTV and 495 Productions, who’ve created and placed reality show “Jersey Shore” on the map, telling them in no uncertain terms, that their request for permission to film in the city has been denied. The reason? Mayor Zimmer is concerned for the welfare of Hoboken residents…

JWOWW absolutely sizzles in a new, sexy swimsuit shoot for Perfect Tan Bikini, a swimwear company that creates stylish, stay-put bikinis with removable straps for better, more even tan lines. Check it out:

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Jenni “Jwoww” Farley, who is one of the many celebrities out there who has admitted to getting breast implants, proved that the money she dropped on plastic surgery was money well spent, because she looks amazing in a bikini!

“Jersey Shore” star JWOWW is telling Hollywood celebrity gossip that she did not get plastic surgery on her face, contrary to what most people are speculating these days.

Do you believe her?

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JWoww (aka Jenni Farley) has no trouble talking about her boob job, but when it comes to her face (and whatever improvements she may or may not have done to it), it’s a different story.

“Jersey Shore’s” JWOWW says landing the cover of Maxim is her highest accomplishment…wow…is that all there is to her ambitions?

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On the other hand, maybe the silicone-laden guidette known as Jennifer Farley celebrates this achievement in the context to the number of times she’s appeared in the ultimate guys’ guide magazine: three.

But this is her first cover…so hooray, JWoww!