Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston are a hot new couple. Kathy and Levi showed up at the Teen People Choice Awards last night, hand in hand, talking to reporters and joking (?) about their long-distance love affair. Even as a joke this is gross. Levi is juicing his brush with “fame” (if you can call it that) for all it’s worth. Just squeezing, squeezing, squeezing. It’s nauseating.

more photos of Kathy and Levi after the hop…

Kathy Griffin has split from billionaire Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak. WTF? Who dumped who? Perhaps he did, she said he’s getting married to someone else.. I thought they were just together the last time I checked before Griffin hung out with Britney Spears’ ex, Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo. OMG! Don’t tell me she dropped him for the pap. Or worse, he dropped her because of him. What’s the big deal. Despite the fact that he’s fat not very cute, he’s a billionaire!