KATIE HOLMES Can’t Draw
She may be a gorgeous brunette married to TOM CRUISE, but KATIE HOLMES can’t draw to save her life. Katie was in a game of Pictionary on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” to promote her latest movie “Don’t Be Afraid of The Dark”. It quickly turned into “Don’t Play Picitonary With Katie Holmes” instead.
Jimmy and Katie each teamed up with volunteers from the audience who tried to guess their sketches on the drawing board, but apparently, Katie never had that Etch-a-Sketch toy growing up because she failed dismally at translating concepts into simple drawings…
KATIE HOLMES has taken the Spanish Vogue cover channeling her inner dominatrix perhaps in an effort to dispel persistent rumors that TOM CRUISE manages their marriage with a bullwhip. Celebrity news took a look at a very svelte Katie and thinks she’s becoming a little too scary thin…or is that Photoshop?
The sweet former “Dawson’s Creek” star is working her tough-girl sultry look and trying to pull off an Angelina pout. Is it working?
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The latest celebrity news tells us that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES just bought a $100,000 tree house for their daughter, Suri Cruise. And although it’s a tad bit extravagant, it makes sense. After all, can you really imagine Tom building a tree house with his bare hands in the backyard for his daughter, like most dads would? Didn’t think so.
Suri’s tree house—her $100,000 tree house—comes with indoor plumbing, electricity, scurity cameras, and even luxurious shag carpeting. It also comes with a small army of nannies to follow little Suri’s every beck and call.
KATIE HOLMES has given up on love and sold her soul to horror. In a reflection of what life must be like living with TOM CRUISE, Katie has let go of her unimpressive theater career (a bland “All My Sons”), playing critically panned romantic leads (“The Romantics”), and a wiggy Jackie Kennedy in canceled TV movies (“The Kennedys”) to star in a screamfest worthy of her Scientology-approved acting skills in “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”…
Are you?
Every few months or so the tabloid and celebrity gossip cycle roar into full force with a KATIE HOLMES is PREGNANT story. We as the readers are then forced to wait a few months and ultimately see that – nope – Katie is not pregnant. OK! magazine, of course, is at it again it seems and has a fresh story about how Mrs. Tom Cruise has a bun in the oven.
