Mommy Kris would be so proud!

As expected, the newest and most talked about blossoming relationship between Kim and Kanye have made it to reality TV, debuting on the upcoming season premiere of the Kardashian family show’s 7th season.

In the preview of the much-awaited episode, Kim‘s sister Khloe calls the couple “two peas in a pod” and her other sister Kourtney is also shown as she continues with her pregnancy. Khloe‘s struggles with her husband Lamar Odom regarding his basketball issues and Kim‘s previous flour bombing incident were highlighted on as well.

Do you think this will be enough for a somewhat interesting episode on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”?

Wait, who are we kidding? Kanye‘s on cam flirting with Kim will be enough to boost the ratings!

Check out the trailer:

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Or at least they won’t be caught getting naughty, if they can help it.

Kim and her new overly-publicized boyfriend Kanye have had their fair share of their separate private moments hitting celebrity news, but there isn’t going to be any of that when they finally air as a couple on Kim‘s family reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

The curvaceous reality star tells E! News:

“I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé and Lamar do. It’s not going to be like that.”

Considering that they’re not even close to getting married—heck, they’ve only been together for  less than 2 months!—we expect them not to! Instead, Kim promises that they’ll stay as candid as possible:

“If we are having dinner and he does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’”

But then it’s too early to tell, isn’t it?

Do you think Kim and Kanye can keep themselves from getting naughty on TV?

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Are you ready to see the famous Ks for 3 more seasons?

The Kardashian (plus Jenner) family just agreed to extend their reality TV show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” definitively for 3 more seasons on E!, which was reportedly also the richest deal of its kind.

With the previous 6th season averaging with at least 3 million viewers worldwide, the cash (which does not even include their talent fees for the show’s endorsements and items yet) and the fame it brings to each of the infamous family members, why wouldn’t they sign on?

Sources tell TMZ:

“Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and Bruce will get the lion’s share of the money … and they are each getting equal pay.”

The site added about the other famous children:

“We’re told Kendall, Kylie and Rob are on a lower pay grade — and will be paid equally as well.”

As for the equally lovable riders, the site reports:

“Scott Disick [Kourtney's husband] and his son Mason have a separate deal. Ditto for Lamar [Khloe's husband]… who hammered out a package deal to appear in both “Khloe and Lamar” and “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

If the family’s bombshell Kim does end up having a reality show with her new boyfriend Kanye West, they get to sign a separate contract that offers more money.

Ah, a day in the lives of the Kardashians. Who needs to care about the critics when you get to live like them?

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Kris has been itching at the bit to tell the whole world what really went down during the time he spent with the three-ring circus that’s the Kardashian Klan. Only thing is, his prenup prevents him from doing so. Which is the reason he’s suing his estranged wife for fraud -  so he can open the whole can of worms on what he claims was their fakery of a marriage…

Will a good dose of real reality finally bite Kimmy on her prodigious behind after years of “baring” her whole life on camera for the moolah ratings?

According to TMZ, Kris and his lawyer, Lee Hutton, want to “expose the modus operandi of reality TV” by proving to the whole world that Kim was only after the ratings for “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” and never intended to stay married to Kris at all.

So they’re now seeking the judge’s permission to have the divorce proceedings televised to show Kim‘s propensity for fraud, which are the grounds upon which Kris‘ annulment counter-suit is based.

Will Kim Kardashian finally be unmasked for who she is?

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Has she forgotten Kris Humphries‘ legal team is documenting her every move for ammunition to use in his fraud lawsuit against her?

But that worry isn’t within the sphere of Kimmy‘s concerns right now…because it seems she’s determined to show people just how much her 72-day marriage meant to her by laughing the whole thing off. And because she’s such a trooper about showing people how awful she looks when she cries, she posted a whole slew of crying photos on her blog, too…

“Ok I have to admit I do not look cute crying! LOL! And I do cry a lot. These pics are so ugly I just had to share”

the reality show starlet Tweeted to her 12.9 million followers, linking the shoutout to her Facebook account, as well as on her blog where she posted video screen grabs of her bawling her eyes out.

“More gorgeous crying pics on Bossip… LOL”

she continued on the blog post.

Maybe things are so bad for Kim K. these days she’s started seeking affirmation from all her fans and followers that no, she doesn’t look like an ugly blubbering hag at all.

Quite the opposite, in fact. She looks perfectly poised and beautiful shedding all those tears it’s become suspect that they’re real.

Just more fodder for Kris Humphries and his lawyers to build their case from, we’re guessing. Enjoy…

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This is the same sweet lass who hired a famous celebrity medium, John Edwards to talk to her dead father on live TV in the hopes of trying to get his approval on her divorce from 72-day groom, Kris Humphries. But, hey…whatever moves her. And if she’s into religion this time around, who are we to prevent lightning from striking the offender?

“On mt way to church with the girls!”

Kim announced on her Twitter account.

“I want to start a bible study group with my friends!”

Which makes you kind of wonder what kind of church she attends, and what kind of bible she reads, given she’s gained a reputation for being The Great Deceiver of reality television.

Still, if Kim wants everyone to believe she’s a deeply spiritual person, then by all means, put her in a habit and hang a heavy wooden crucifix round her throat.

Just imagine what a pretty picture she’d make leading bible study sessions dressed as a nun in “Keeping Up With The Kardashians“…

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Poor Kim!

Some strange man showed up at Kimmy‘s Beverly Hills home carrying a whole set of luggage, claiming the porn star reality show starlet had him flown to Los Angeles to hire him for her reality show…which one of those shows, he never said. He also insisted the carte blanche invite extended to Kim offering her home for him to stay in until he found a place to stay in Tinseltown…

Kim freaked out, naturally.

She had one of her security people call the police when the man refused to leave her gate, where he remained insisting he had the right to be there by virtue of Kim Kardashian‘s authority.

As of press time, we’re still gathering details on whether the guy was booked for trespassing, or if Kim realized (ooops, her bad) that she did ask him to come over, after all…kind of like the time she hoodwinked persuaded Kris Humphries to marry her in an 18 million wedding ceremony.

Stay tuned…

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Yes, we all know the Kardashians are famous for being famous, and all that fame has made them filthy rich from multiple reality shows, million-dollar wedding specials, opening retail stores, endorsement deals, and red carpet appearances. But has any of these Kardashians ever held down a real job? Well, one of them does now…

Meet Khloe Kardashian, Dallas’ newest radio DJ!

“I have some very exciting news for you,” I’m returning to radio!!!!!!,”

Khloe gushed on her blog.

“I’ll be joining the team at Mix 102.9 every day from 12-1pm CST for my very own show, The Mix Up with Khloé, and I could not be more thrilled about it!”

It isn’t actually Khloe‘s first time on radio. She did a short stint on a weekly Miami radio program a few years ago while  living in South Florida to shoot one of her many reality shows, “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.”

“You all know that I love to talk LOL, so this is the perfect gig for me,”

Khloe bubbled.

“I can’t wait to get started!”

We can’t help but admire the way Khloe, of all the Kardashians, seems to show the most maturity and the most common sense. Dare we hope she’ll be the Klan’s saving grace when push comes to shove?

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While other women would duck their heads in shame after having been divorced by their husbands for cheating, Kris Jenner has taken advantage of this titillating fact by using it to sell her books, and mentoring the alleged by-product of this affair to bring in the ratings for her family’s reality show. If that’s not talent, we don’t know what is…

That is to say…why let there be shame in announcing to the whole world one of your daughters is a bastard? We’re sure Khloe Kardashian herself won’t mind.

In fact, Fox News is currently speculating that Kris Jenner‘s long time hairdresser, Alex Roldan, may be Khloe‘s real dad. Khloe and Alex Roldan  appear to have some physical resemblances, and Khloe’s middle name just happens to be Alexandra. Coincidence?

Additionally, Roldan is 6’, definitely towering over the late Robert Kardashian, Sr. who topped the charts at 5’7.’’ And isn’t Khloe, at 5’10″, the tallest of her sisters?

We’d just love to see this big reveal episode Kris Jenner‘s reportedly planning for the show. Don’t you?

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Bruce, Kardashian momager Kris Jenner‘s silent and submissive other half, has recently been hit with claims he’s a closet cross-dresser who loves going around in lacy lingerie, wigs and size 13 high-heels. And he’s no stranger to the surgeon’s knife, either, having modified his features considerably some time in the past, making him look, unfortunately, like a middle-aged lesbian. And now the scar…has he gone under the scalpel again?

Celebrity news investigated this new facial feature, and discovered that, yes, 62-year-old Bruce Jenner has indeed had plastic surgery…but not in the way you think. The scar was from surgery to incise a cancerous growth on his face, and not for aesthetic purposes.

According to Jenner in an interview with Access Hollywood, his first plastic surgery procedure was over 25 years ago, and he really wasn’t pleased with the results.

“Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift.”

Stepdaughter Kim Kardashian said in the 2009 interview.

And while the results were way better than the first facelift, it still left Bruce looking like your average sixth-grade old maid teacher.

Do you think the scar from this third procedure to incise said cancerous growth leaves him looking any better?

A little more Rambo-ish, maybe?

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Uh, so what else is new?

According to recent celebrity news, the New Jersey Nets power forward has been telling close friends Kim staged the whole proposal right from the start. And all this so the entire scene could be captured for posterity (and the viewing public) on the family’s reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

Kris actually wanted to propose to Kim in Minnesota, but it turns out he had absolutely no control over the whole proposal situation…

“Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever,”

a family insider revealed to RadarOnline.com.

“First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening.”

Which makes us wonder why they call it “reality shows” in the first place, right?

“She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim,”

the source continued.

Well, hey, if Kim and her momager Kris staged a heart-to-heart talk that supposedly occurred inside a car in Dubai, it wouldn’t be so far off the mark to suppose they staged last year’s marriage proposal, too.

“Kim told him the paparazzi would ruin the special moment if it were to take place in a public setting, like the beach, which he had also considered. How romantic could it be with three camera crews?”

And how long it will be before we finally stop hearing of all this staged Kardashian drama…

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Wait…isn’t Ellen Kardashian the same woman who’s telling everyone Khloe isn’t the biological child of Robert Kardashian, but is a product of one of Kris Jenner‘s unfaithful indiscretions? So how did she come by this kind of information about someone else’s husband?

We all know the women of the Kardashian Klan are famous for their extravagant red carpet outfits, expensive jewelry and global fashion collections, but according to Ellen K., former 1976 Olympic decathlete gold medal winner, Bruce Jenner, 62, shares this kind of fetish, as well.

Ellen told Star Magazine she learned of this juicy tidbit from Bruce Jenner‘s ex-wife, Chrystie, who spilled the beans on his cross-dressing alter ego:

“Of course Bruce was every woman’s heartthrob when he was that age, right? But Chrystie said, ‘Yeah, until I went on a trip and I came back and he had gone through all my clothes. And I found my bras… He’d clip them together and wear them…I couldn’t live with that.’”

So Chyrstie divorced Bruce, who moved on to Kris Jenner…a wife who didn’t actually mind what her husband wore as long as she had the last say in managing the family and their fortunes.

But one of the Kardashian daughters had a problem with their stepdad traipsing around in size 13 stilettos around the house.

“Khloe called her dad (Robert Kardashian) and she was very upset, crying and screaming about it,”

Ellen said, revealing that the senior Kardashian finally realized the over-sized clothes, wigs, and shoes Khloe found in her mother’s closet weren’t her mom’s. So he told her to stop snooping around other people’s stuff. And that was that.

No wonder Bruce seems to have no say in the Kardashian household.  He knows the women all hold his explosive secret and it’ll take no more than a tiny word of complaint from him before the proverbial human refuse hits the fan.

Don’t you think this’ll make a great ratings booster for several episodes on Season 7 of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians?”

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Kim has sicced her plethora of high-powered lawyers on the website that claims the Kardashian Klan are an “un-American” family that represents “a stain on our culture” and “an embarrassment for our country.” It appears Kim‘s had enough of this site and has directed the family’s lawyer and a team of Hollywood attorneys to file a criminal harassment case against BoycottKim.com…

The website’s founder, who chooses to remain anonymous, says that he was only hoping to get 350,000 signatures when he began the petition in December 21 last year, but has already  accumulated over 500,000 signatures to date, as well as other online content highlighting all the negative publicity Kim and her family have received of late.

“They try to scare you,”

the site’s founder told the NY Daily News about Kim‘s suit after the head of her legal team had what is described as a “lengthy phone conversation” with him.

“They do not want bad publicity.”

The site is now shooting for 1 million signatures while continuing to ask the public to stop doing business with the companies that do business with Kim Kardashian.

So…you interested in signing up, too?

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The Courage Campaign is lobbying for a proposed tax increase on millionaires in the Golden State, and are targeting outsized personalities like Kim Kardashian, who has parlayed her porn star status into reality TV fame and personal fortune…

In fact, the Courage Campaign has made the name Kim Kardashian of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” their rallying cry in their proposed November ballot initiative to raise taxes on the wealthiest Californians.

In their video “TaxKimK.com”, the Courage Campaign features Kim Kardashian gushing about her popularity because…

“being on TV has changed my life, because you get lots of free stuff.”

They go on further to say that:

“Kim made more than $12 million in 2010, but she only pays a tiny bit more in taxes than a middle class Californian. That’s not OK, especially when budget cuts are decimating schools and critical programs for children and the elderly. Don’t you think she could pay a little more? Ask her to join the call for the Millionaires Tax of 2012: http://www.TaxKimK.com”

Hmmm, is the Courage Campaign another arm of the “No More Kardashian” movement that petitioned E!Online with over 250,000 signatures to remove the Kardashians from television?

“Not everyone was born a Kardashian, but we all need to pay our fair share,”

the ad goes on to say.

The Courage Campaign and the California Federation of Teachers number among the groups supporting the levy of a so-called millionaire’s tax to raise income tax rates by 3 percent to 5 percent for California residents who make more than $1 million a year.

This millionaires tax is set to raise about $6 billion to help fund public schools and local services that have been hit hard during the recession, including social services, programs for the elderly and public safety.

So what do you say, Kim K.? Are you ready to do your share for society?

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Tell that to the 250,000 people who signed the “No More Kardashian Movement” petition and submitted it to E! two months ago.

E! Network bigwig, Suzanne Kolb says that most people like the Kardashian Klan well enough to watch their shows and buy their products, not matter now many detractors it seems they…and particularly Kim…have who love to bash them in the media on a regular basis…

“At their core, the Kardashians are an incredibly bonded, loving, large family who live an incredibly large life,”

Kolb revealed to The Wrap.

And we suppose it is this tenacious family togetherness portrayed on television that has a lot of people fascinated enough to sit through what many Kardashian detractors are calling pure, mindless and superficial trash.

“There’s a pretty large number of [TV{ families with that blend that resonate with viewers … I think there’s something emotionally aspirational around that family dynamic and visually aspirational about the way that family lives,”

Kolb added.

Now that 2011 is coming to an end soon, the Kardashian Klan has proven their mettle as a marketing force in their own right, even in the face of the massive negative publicity following Kim's divorce after her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.

So is Suzanne Kolb right on the money? Do you profess your love for Kim Kardashian (and her family) too, and intend to salute her with a toast come midnight on New Year's Eve?

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Looks like there’s going to be more dirty laundry about the Kardashian Klan ready to be aired  soon.

Pam Behan, an ex-Kardashian employee who spent many years as personal assistant, cook, and nanny for Bruce and Kris Jenner, is shopping her tell-all tale with never-before-been-heard stories about went on in the Kardashian household before they became famous…that is, before Kim Kardashian decided she wanted to become a porn star…

So what intimate details are we likely to hear from Behan, who wore many hats in the Kardashian household? Sources say the ex-nanny is planning to reveal some secrets about Kim, Kourtney and Khloe, which is surprising enough since it’s been reported the three girls were close to her growing up.

Is Behan planning to stab the family she used to served in the back, even after her boss, Bruce Jenner allegedly helped her avoid being prosecuted for DUI in the past?

More importantly, will any publishing house bite on this chance to persecute the Kardashian Klan?

We’ll find out soon, won’t we?

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Apart from being reality show stars and budding models, Kendall and Kylie are adding to their growing resume by joining big sis Kim Kardashian as part of the jewelry design team for the Pascal Mouawad line of jewelry, which will be part of Mouawad’s “Glamhouse” jewelry collection.

“Glamhouse” also carried celebrity designer Nicole Richie‘s House of Harlow brand, so the youngest Kardashian girls will find themselves in pretty good company….

“Millions of teenagers look to Kendall and Kylie for style advice,”

Mouawad says of the young fashionistas.

“so they were truly a perfect fit for the company and I’m thrilled to partner with them.”

Kendall and Kylie will be in charge of designing a line of jewelry for girls 12-19 and run, that’s set to cost between $20 and $60.

The two teenagers are thrilled at this new opportunity, and released a statement themselves:

“We love accessories, and it’s amazing that we’re going to have our own line to be able to wear everyday — and for our friends to wear, too!”

Isn’t it funny both of them are usually photographed wearing very little to no jewelry at all?

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And an ominous ringing has suddenly resounded all over celebrity gossip websites…

So it has begun…her inner Kardashian has surfaced, after all.

MediaTakeOut.com published the disturbing photos a few hours ago, and we’re wondering whether Kendall and her friends are currently taking pole dancing lessons (at their age?!), or if momager Kris Jenner set this all up to show the whole world her baby’s ripe for the picking…

But Kendall looks like she’s enjoying the whole thing. Is this the girl who cried buckets of tears in protest at her momager’s insistence she have an excessively lavish sweet 16 birthday party?

So how does she expect to keep her life as low-key as possible and prevent people from saying mean things about her if she allows herself to be photographed this way?

On the other hand, Kendall‘s used to being around stripper poles, having had one in her house since she was little. Didn’t she and sister Kylie, when they were 11 and 9, once dance around it during a 2007 episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” while their brother Rob‘s manager took footage of them to post on YouTube?

Well, who knows…for Kendall Jenner, dancing around a stripper pole is the essence of sweetness.

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Watching Kendall’s special Sweet 16 reality show is like watching the antithesis of MTV’s “My Super Sweet 16”… because in the latter, you see 16-year-olds-to-be screaming their heads off and nearly killing their parents with all their extravagant party demands. Kendall, on the other hand, screamed her head off at her mom for trying to make her 16th party as lavish as possible—though not nearly as lavish as older sister Kim’s big fairytale wedding (and we all know how that turned out).

At the start of the show, Kendall said:

“I want this to kind of be a low key party… I don’t want this to be huge.”

She added:

“I’m really grateful for the privileges I have, but with so many families struggling, I just want to do something simple with my family and friends.”

Simple? Okay. Kris Jenner then decides to plan a huge party in the Bahamas, and then tells the rest of the family to mark the date on their calendars… but she forgot to tell the birthday girl herself, who had to find out from older sis Kourtney.

Obviously, Kris can’t deal with a simple, low-key party. They have this need to show off for the cameras, after all. Unfortunately, Kendall isn’t like Kim, who pretty much on the same wavelength as momager Kris and goes along with whatever she wants. Once she learned of her mom’s plans, Kendall confronted her and yelled:

“I’m not going to do it! Do you understand? You’re trying to make this bigger and bigger! You’re just giving me this, you’re just handing me this and I don’t want it!”

Kendall continued:

“It’s kind of embarrassing you want me to have this huge party… It just feels wrong. It’s embarrassing. There are people in the world who don’t have much and you’re just giving this to me.”

Momma Jenner then replied:

“All you had to do was tell me.”

Uh, weren’t you listening? She’s been telling you over and over, Kris.

Honestly, we think it’s pretty cool of Kendall to be want a simple party—she’s so down-to-earth, and so the opposite of her sister, Kim.

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And we all know who’s been causing the bulk of that drama, don’t we?

In fact, happy isn’t the exact word to describe what Khloe‘s been feeling. “Thrilled” is more like it. She’s actually relieved to be able to move far, far away from the non-stop family upheavals, and Lamar being traded from the Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks gave Khloe her chance to escape, so to speak…

Hey, maybe living several states away from her stressful family will allow Khloe‘s uterus to relax so she can finally catch pregnant.

“Khloe is eager to get out of the constant media spotlight that comes with living in Los Angeles. Dallas has welcomed her and Lamar with open arms, and she is embracing this as an adventure,”

a close family friend told RadarOnline.

“Khloe has been telling her closest friends that she is thrilled about the move because she will be getting away from the constant family drama. Kim and Khloe had been feuding up until November, but the two have since made up. However, Khloe is still extremely hurt that Kim called her an evil troll during an episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York”.”

Khloe and Lamar have been house-hunting of late, but will be spending off season with the rest of the Kardashian Klan in L.A.

Bummer.

Still, basketball season will allow the couple to have their moments of relaxation away from their rollicking family, who, as we all know, so love the drama.

“Khloe has told Lamar that leading a calmer life in Dallas will help her get and stay pregnant. Khloe loves her family, but there is just always a situation where one family member is mad at another. She is embracing this move in a big way.”

Way to go, Khloe! Too bad Kim doesn’t have your maturity.

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