KIM KARDASHIAN‘s home has just been invaded by an intruder…

Poor Kim!

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Some strange man showed up at Kimmy‘s Beverly Hills home carrying a whole set of luggage, claiming the porn star reality show starlet had him flown to Los Angeles to hire him for her reality show…which one of those shows, he never said. He also insisted the carte blanche invite extended to Kim offering her home for him to stay in until he found a place to stay in Tinseltown…

KHLOE KARDASHIAN found herself a job in Dallas. No sitting around on her prominent behind for this girl while her man’s pounding away on the court for the Dallas Mavericks.

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Yes, we all know the Kardashians are famous for being famous, and all that fame has made them filthy rich from multiple reality shows, million-dollar wedding specials, opening retail stores, endorsement deals, and red carpet appearances. But has any of these Kardashians ever held down a real job? Well, one of them does now…

KRIS JENNER is allegedly planning a “Khloe‘s Real Dad” episode on the family’s reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Don’t that beat all?

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While other women would duck their heads in shame after having been divorced by their husbands for cheating, Kris Jenner has taken advantage of this titillating fact by using it to sell her books, and mentoring the alleged by-product of this affair to bring in the ratings for her family’s reality show. If that’s not talent, we don’t know what is…

BRUCE JENNER was seen earlier this week sporting a facial scar on left side of his cheek close to his ear. Did the former Olympian decathlete get more plastic surgery?

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Bruce, Kardashian momager Kris Jenner‘s silent and submissive other half, has recently been hit with claims he’s a closet cross-dresser who loves going around in lacy lingerie, wigs and size 13 high-heels. And he’s no stranger to the surgeon’s knife, either, having modified his features considerably some time in the past, making him look, unfortunately, like a middle-aged lesbian. And now the scar…has he gone under the scalpel again?

KRIS HUMPHRIES has come out of the woodwork again to tell everyone that KIM KARDASHIAN planned his whole wedding proposal to her.

Uh, so what else is new?

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According to recent celebrity news, the New Jersey Nets power forward has been telling close friends Kim staged the whole proposal right from the start. And all this so the entire scene could be captured for posterity (and the viewing public) on the family’s reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

BRUCE JENNER is a secret lacy bra and high heels cross-dresser? Or so says the late Robert Kardashian‘s former wife, Ellen, who claims Bruce has a closet fetish no one but the the Kardashian Klan and herself knows about.

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Wait…isn’t Ellen Kardashian the same woman who’s telling everyone Khloe isn’t the biological child of Robert Kardashian, but is a product of one of Kris Jenner‘s unfaithful indiscretions? So how did she come by this kind of information about someone else’s husband?