Kevin Federline finally opened up about his ill-fated marriage to Britney Spears. Lord only knows why Kevin now wants to rehash this old, used story. One would venture to guess it’s due to Britney’s tear-jerking “For The Record” tale of Kevin basically ignoring her during the marriage. And that guess would probably be correct.

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Alas, in Kevin’s mind he’s just a simple, doting Dad who never, ever thought he’d get married. Unless it was to a multi-millionaire, of course.