So if it isn’t really true, why are they going all out to stage this “fake” father-daughter photo session just to get a chance to laugh at the rumors. The guy in the photo with Khloe above is Alex Roldan, said to be Kardashian Klan momager, Kris Jenner‘s long-time hairdresser. And if alleged reports are true, Kris Jenner is planning an episode on the family’s reality show around this supposed “big reveal” of Khloe‘s real dad…

“Alex! Hmm your middle name is Alexandra RT @KylieJenner: 1st photo of my sister & her dad! Like father like daughter”

Kardashian sister, Kylie Jenner posted on Twitter.

To which Kim Kardashian laughingly responded with:

“@KylieJenner bible you guys are insane in the membrane!!!! Chill out freaks! LOL”

(Notice the word “bible?” It seems Kim‘s still all fired up about this bible study group she’s forming)

To round out the fun, Kris Jenner herself joined the conversation:

“OMG can’t anyone take a JOKE??!!!!!!! Hahahahhahh”

And to be sure everybody knew it was a joke, Kylie redundantly repeated:

“It was a joke everyone! Lol!”

Do you think these Kardashian women doth protest too much? And don’t you think Khloe Kardashian and Alex Roldan look too much alike for comfort?

Photo Via Kylie Jenner‘s Twitter

OMG, Rob.

Was Rob simply hacked, or does he really just get off on watching his sister and her husband rock the bed with their frantic baby-making sex?

If it really was him who tweeted that, then… EEWW.

Rob tweeted:

“i fucking love watching @khloekardashian and @reallamarodom have sex!! I have a pep (sic) hole and watch all night long”

To which Khloe replied:

“Oh yeah!”

So what do you think? Is Rob the victim of a hacker, or is he just some kind of pervert?

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Topless Kardashians? Oh, goody!

The good thing is, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe don’t seem to be as heavily photoshopped here as they were in their previous Kardashian Kollection ads.

So, yay!

Kim posted the sexy topless photo on her Celebuzz blog, in an entry entitled “Keeping It Simple In Kardashian Kollection.” The reality star wrote:

“Kourt, Khloe and I decided to go natural for our Kardashian Kollection denim shoot with Nick Saglimbeni and pose in only our favorite jeans!”

She added:

“I think it’s such a beautiful shot and Khloe and Kourtney both look so stunning! Xo”

Do you agree?

Photo Via Kim Kardashian’s blog / Nick Saglimbeni

Yes, we all know the Kardashians are famous for being famous, and all that fame has made them filthy rich from multiple reality shows, million-dollar wedding specials, opening retail stores, endorsement deals, and red carpet appearances. But has any of these Kardashians ever held down a real job? Well, one of them does now…

Meet Khloe Kardashian, Dallas’ newest radio DJ!

“I have some very exciting news for you,” I’m returning to radio!!!!!!,”

Khloe gushed on her blog.

“I’ll be joining the team at Mix 102.9 every day from 12-1pm CST for my very own show, The Mix Up with Khloé, and I could not be more thrilled about it!”

It isn’t actually Khloe‘s first time on radio. She did a short stint on a weekly Miami radio program a few years ago while  living in South Florida to shoot one of her many reality shows, “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.”

“You all know that I love to talk LOL, so this is the perfect gig for me,”

Khloe bubbled.

“I can’t wait to get started!”

We can’t help but admire the way Khloe, of all the Kardashians, seems to show the most maturity and the most common sense. Dare we hope she’ll be the Klan’s saving grace when push comes to shove?

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While other women would duck their heads in shame after having been divorced by their husbands for cheating, Kris Jenner has taken advantage of this titillating fact by using it to sell her books, and mentoring the alleged by-product of this affair to bring in the ratings for her family’s reality show. If that’s not talent, we don’t know what is…

That is to say…why let there be shame in announcing to the whole world one of your daughters is a bastard? We’re sure Khloe Kardashian herself won’t mind.

In fact, Fox News is currently speculating that Kris Jenner‘s long time hairdresser, Alex Roldan, may be Khloe‘s real dad. Khloe and Alex Roldan  appear to have some physical resemblances, and Khloe’s middle name just happens to be Alexandra. Coincidence?

Additionally, Roldan is 6’, definitely towering over the late Robert Kardashian, Sr. who topped the charts at 5’7.’’ And isn’t Khloe, at 5’10″, the tallest of her sisters?

We’d just love to see this big reveal episode Kris Jenner‘s reportedly planning for the show. Don’t you?

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How highly unlikely is that?

The Kardashian Klan are currently laughing their prominent behinds off at speculations that emerged disgraced football player/actor O.J. Simpson is Khloe‘s real father. Some Hollywood rag made the dubious connection after Kris Jenner‘s made allegations in her book, “Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian,” that she could’ve saved O.J.‘s wife, BFF Nicole Brown Simpson from being murdered in 1995. O.J. was later charged with the killings of his wife and her friend, Ronald Goldman, but Kris‘ ex-husband, the late lawyer Robert Kardashian, Sr., got him acquitted in what was termed the trial of the century…

Uh… so which part in there did O.J. find the time to father Khloe Kardashian?

“O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,”

a source told The National Enquirer.

It appears this source is currently serving time with O.J. at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada where Simpson is currently spending the next 30 years of his 33-year imprisonment for multiple felony counts, including criminal conspiracy, kidnapping, assault, robbery, and using a deadly weapon.

Sorry O.J., not even Robert Kardashian, Sr.’s ghost can bail you out this time.

The source further alleges that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived. They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.

The source also said that O.J. boasted about his affair and told friends about a “secret love child” he had.

“O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends’ wives,”

another source told the tabloid.

“He used to tell us way back – even before he and Nicole got divorced – that he had a love child with the wife of a wealthy family.”

And to answer all these rumors and allegations, Kim Kardashian tweeted, tongue-in-cheek:

“Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!”

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Reports have recently emerged that Khloe isn’t really the biological child of the late Robert Kardashian, famous OJ Simpson defender. In fact, two of Kardashian Senior’s former wives after Kris have agreed that even Robert himself doubted the fact of his paternity. Enter Kris Jenner‘s tell-all tome that details the adulterous affair that led to her divorce, and we just might have the identity of Khloe Kardashian‘s real father…

Excerpts from her book has Kris Jenner referring to a man named Ryan, with whom she engaged in an affair so scandalous, lawyer Robert Kardashian had his wife and her lover followed. And after he surprised them together, unceremoniously divorced her for adultery in 1989.

”One minute I was making brownies for my friends and having a family barbecue, the next I was in the middle of an insanely intense affair.”

Kris writes in her book.

“I would tell Robert I was going out to lunch and I would end up at Ryan’s apartment having crazy, fabulous sex for hours in the middle of the day. I would drop Kourtney, Kimberly, and Khloe off at school and rush straight to Ryan. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner with Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.”

Hmmm. Khloe may have been five-years-old at the time of the affair, but Kris Jenner never mentioned how far back the affair actually started.

Do you think this Ryan is actually Khloe Kardashian‘s real biological father?

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Is the “lack of children” situation in the Odom-Kardashian household getting to the Dallas Mavericks forward that he decided to have some time-out from Khloe Kardashian‘s overzealous attempts to milk him of his sperm?

According to multiple witnesses, Lamar Odom was seen sprawled out in a dimly lit corner of Stadium Club strip club, a notorious Washington venue that advertises itself as a “five star dining and premier gentleman’s club experience.”

He reportedly blew hundreds of dollars on strippers together with Mavericks’ teammates Shawn Marion and Delonte West just hours before the 2011 NBA champions were honored by President Barack Obama in a White House ceremony last January 9.

“Strippers were grinding on him,”

an onlooker told RadarOnline.com.

“Lamar looked to have about 500 one dollar bills in his hand and he gave all of the money to the dancers through-out the night. He made sure the girls were well taken care of. He was throwing money at the women.”

At some point in the evening, Lamar was seen going into a private room with a Khloe doppelganger stripper.

“That’s where the VIPs go when they don’t want to be seen publicly with a stripper,”

the source continued.

“Lamar disappeared into the back of the venue where the private rooms are. He was there for quite awhile, but eventually came back to hang with the strippers in the main area again. The stripper that gave him most of his lap dances was a complete Khloe look-a-like.”

And speaking of Khloe, where was Khloe?

Khloe was back home in Dallas, tweeting her loneliness at her husband’s absence.

“Thunder in Dallas… And Lammy is in DC. I guess ill cuddle with leopard tonight :) awww my blankey :)”

Much, much later, a cryptic tweet appeared on her social media page:

“I’m mature enough to forgive you, BUT not dumb enough to trust you.”

Hmmm…was Lamar‘s Washington stripper trip Khloe sanctioned? Or did she just find out and let the whole thing slide? For now.

You be the judge…

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And there could honestly be some truth to the claim, especially since Kris Jenner herself admitted that she cheated on her first husband, Robert Kardashian, in her book, “Kris Jenner And All Things Kardashian.”

Robert’s ex-wife, Jan Ashley, and his widow, Ellen Kardashian, have both revealed that the late attorney had doubts about whether or not Khloe was really his daughter. Ashley, who married Robert after his divorce from Kris Jenner, told Star:

“Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married.”

She added:

“He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe‘s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.”

Ellen Kardashian, who married Kardashian for six years before marrying him in 2003, also revealed:

“Khloe brought it up all the time… She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”

She continued:

“Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his… Any normal man would if they knew their wife [Kris Jenner] had cheated on him.”

So why did Robert never bring it up? Ellen explained:

“He never would have considered a DNA test… He loved her [Khloe] very much.”

Yikes! Could this be true? Khloe does look totally different from her sisters Kim and Kourtney…

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Let’s just hope Kim’s Barbie doll doesn’t come with a miniature plastic sex tape…

Now we know why Kim was tweeting Barbie (yes, as if Barbie was a real person) and wishing her a “Merry Christmas” during the holidays. And now we know why “Barbie” tweeted back:

“Happy Doll-idays to you too, @KimKardashian! See you in 2012?”

Judging from the bizarre exchange, it seems Kim and her sisters will be immortalized as Barbie dolls this year. Kim, Kourtney and Khloe will all be miniaturized as Barbie’s “pals” in an upcoming limited edition Barbie doll line. A source tells Us Weekly:

“The dolls will reflect the girls’ measurements and may even comes (sic) in Kardashian-designed outfits.”

How do you feel about this new Kardashian Barbie doll line?

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The Kardashians have had enough of all the negative publicity and have decided to venture into the media publication business. They are reportedly close to inking a deal with American Media Inc., a publishing company that owns Star magazine, The National Enquirer, and Shape magazine, to start a glossy magazine of their very own. A source tells Page Six:

“This is a Kardashian idea… They have been reaching out to several media outlets.”

According to reports, the Kardashian girls—Kim, Kourtney and Khloe—will be involved in all the editorial aspects of the proposed Kardashian magazine, which makes senses because they are the ones who will be heavily featured in it. Meanwhile, momager Kris Jenner will not be the mag’s editor-in-chief, but she will definitely be just as influential—maybe even more so.

A competitor snipes:

“Now the Kardashians can spin their own stories in print.”

That’s the idea, obviously.

Will you buy a magazine totally dedicated to the Kardashians?

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This revival of the new “Punk’d” presents a slightly new format with hosting duties rotating between Justin Bieber, Kellan Lutz, Bam Margera and others. In this preview, Khloe is invited for drinks and girl talk by Miley and her BFF Kelly Osbourne, and in the middle of their tête-à-tête, a delivery guy arrives and asks to use the bathroom…

Alas, he lets out a piercing scream and it turns out he’s injured a tender part of his anatomy in the toilet.

Watch as Khloe runs and calls emergency services to explain the delicate situation…

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But why not, Khloe was gorgeous as a blonde!

Khloe uploaded dozens of personal photos on her blog depicting Kardashian Christmas pasts, and one striking photo showed her sporting long, blonde hair and a much thinner frame. Khloe, perhaps wanting to relive the days she was a slimmer version of herself, has been tossing about the idea of going golden again…but momager Kris Jenner has vetoed the idea…

“Khloe just wants to simply change her hair color, she has been leaning towards going blonde this time. She has wigs that she owns and when she dons the blonde locks, Lamar LOVES it. Lamar thinks his wife should be able to have her hair whatever color she wants. Practically every woman in Dallas is blonde, and Khloe just thinks it would be fun for her to do.”

A source close to the family revealed to RadarOnline.

Too bad Kris Jenner thinks it’s terrible for the Kardashian Klan business for Khloe to change her look now.

Bummer.

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Khloe recently wrote a blog about missing the Kardashian/Jenner Christmas party for the first time in her life (she’s currently in Dallas with hubby Lamar Odom, who was recently traded from the Lakers to the Mavs), and she included some fun photos from Christmas parties past. One in particular stood out… a photo of Khloe—with elder sister Kourtney and younger brother Rob—sporting blond hair, as seen above.

In the old Christmas pic, Khloe is not only blonde, but also much thinner. Plus she kind of resembles her younger half-sister, Kendall Jenner.

Do you think Khloe looks better as a blonde, or as a brunette?

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Hordes of real estate brokers are climbing all over each other to be the first to get the couple’s nod on a house they’ll be living in while they’re in Dallas. How long before this skirmish to be the lucky realtor to sell Khloe and Lamar a home turns bloody?

If there’s anything you can say about the folks in Texas, they do everything in a big way. So it comes as no surprise that the Dallas realtor conflict to sell Khloe and Lamar a really huge house is growing into one mother of a battle.

Which has gotten especially colossal once the realtors Khloe and Lamar contacted realized camera crews were following the couple around in their quest for their new Dallas digs. So hey, why not score a commission…and some fame…while they’re at it, right?

Hollywood rumors heard that, as of press time, Khloe and Lamar have their eye on a 1,800 square-foot condo in the W Hotel with two bedrooms and two and a half baths that’s up for lease at $7,500 a month.

So they’re renting, not buying? That’s sad.

Bully for Dallas, then.

Photo Via Khloe Kardashian‘s Twitter

So are they? The Kardashians have built themselves an empire that gives them the luxury to throw extravagant weddings at the drop of a hat, but are they making use of child slave labor to keep that empire afloat? Charles Kernaghan of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights tells Star magazine:

“The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people… Not only are celebrities like the Kardashians taking advantage of these workers, they are holding hands with a government that spits on democracy and women’s rights.”

The products in question are those from K-Dash by Kardashian, the Kris Jenner Kollection, and ShoeDazzle (of which Kim Kardashian is a co-founder and endorser). These items are reportedly manufactured in Chinese factories where the workers—who can be as young as 16 years old—earn only $1 per hour, are made to live in filthy dormitories, and are basically abused and treated like slaves.

Li Qiang, the executive director of China Labor Watch, adds:

“People like the Kardashians are producing their products in China because they will get more profit, since the labor cost is so low compared to the United States and other countries.”

Kernaghan, who says the Chinese factories are “like minimum-security prisons,” explains:

“You can’t talk during working hours… You can’t listen to music; you can’t stand up and stretch. You can’t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes. If you’re highly specialized, you cannot even go to the bathroom.”

Uh-oh… more bad press for the Kardashian Klan.

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And we all know who’s been causing the bulk of that drama, don’t we?

In fact, happy isn’t the exact word to describe what Khloe‘s been feeling. “Thrilled” is more like it. She’s actually relieved to be able to move far, far away from the non-stop family upheavals, and Lamar being traded from the Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks gave Khloe her chance to escape, so to speak…

Hey, maybe living several states away from her stressful family will allow Khloe‘s uterus to relax so she can finally catch pregnant.

“Khloe is eager to get out of the constant media spotlight that comes with living in Los Angeles. Dallas has welcomed her and Lamar with open arms, and she is embracing this as an adventure,”

a close family friend told RadarOnline.

“Khloe has been telling her closest friends that she is thrilled about the move because she will be getting away from the constant family drama. Kim and Khloe had been feuding up until November, but the two have since made up. However, Khloe is still extremely hurt that Kim called her an evil troll during an episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York”.”

Khloe and Lamar have been house-hunting of late, but will be spending off season with the rest of the Kardashian Klan in L.A.

Bummer.

Still, basketball season will allow the couple to have their moments of relaxation away from their rollicking family, who, as we all know, so love the drama.

“Khloe has told Lamar that leading a calmer life in Dallas will help her get and stay pregnant. Khloe loves her family, but there is just always a situation where one family member is mad at another. She is embracing this move in a big way.”

Way to go, Khloe! Too bad Kim doesn’t have your maturity.

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There may be a Kardashian boycott going on, but that didn’t stop the Kardashian Klan from doing their annual Christmas cards, which always features a gorgeous portrait of the entire family.

Obviously, every year the theme is different. This year, the family opted for a black tie theme, so all of them are clad in black—all except for matriarch Kris Jenner, who stands at the center of the photo in a striking green sequined dress.

Also, just for kicks, the Kardashians decided to make a special 3D version of their Christmas card.

Kim, who posted the photo on her blog earlier today, wrote:

“I love our family Christmas cards shoots and I think this one looks amazing!”

Do you agree with Kim? Check out the rest of the close-up shots and tell us what you think!

Photos By Nick Saglimbeni / Kim Kardashian‘s Blog

Oooh, burn!

The most prominent members of the Kardashian Klan—namely Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and momager Kris Jenner—earned a place on Barbara Walters’ annual “10 Most Fascinating People of 2011,” and during their interview on ABC earlier this week, Barbara did not hold back, purposely bringing up Kim’s infamous sex tape and telling the Kardashians that they are talentless. She said:

“You are all famous for being famous… You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance. You don’t have any—forgive me—any talent!”

Khloe replied:

“But we’re still entertaining people.”

Kim added:

“I think it’s more of a challenge for you to go on a reality show and get people to fall in love with you for being you, so there’s definitely a lot more pressure.”

Barbara then brought up Kim’s sex tape with ex-boyfriend and hip-hop star Ray-J, which catapulted her to fame back in 2007. She asked:

“So was it a good thing to have done?”

Kim admitted:

“I’ve made mistakes in my life, for sure.”

Kris Jenner chimed in:

“And you learned a lot from that.”

Did she? Well, the most obvious lesson there is: do not make a sex tape. But what else is there?

Aside from the Kardashians, Walters’ list, which was topped by the late Apple head honcho Steve Jobs, also included Amanda Knox, Herman Cain, Donald Trump, Derek Jeter, Simon Cowell, Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Pippa Middleton, Katy Perry.

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Won’t this move put a crimp on Khloe and Lamar‘s plan to put in triple-time on trying to have a baby while in relative privacy away from the rest of the Kardashian Klan? Or is Rob an insurance policy put in place by momager Kris Jenner to keep an eye on Khloe and Lamar while they’re 2,000 plus miles away from the fam?

On the other hand, Lamar is about the only man in his sisters’ lives that Rob seems to be able to get along with. He’s had words with Kris Humphries before about a petty sibling squabble he and Kim had last year, and he’s totally stopped speaking to Scott Disick over the way Scott‘s been treating Kourtney.

Either way, it can be such a bitch for only boy Rob to insert himself in a situation that may or may not be of his own choosing. Maybe he’s still trying to find himself after failing to win that mirror ball trophy during the 13th season of “Dancing With The Stars.”

What career opportunities await the lone Kardashian brother in Dallas?

Are you lost Robbie? What’s up with you?

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