SCOTT DISICK shocked celebrity gossip websites after he made a sexual comment about his girlfriend, KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN, on Twitter yesterday.

Inappropriate or not?

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Well, pretty much all of the Kardashian Klan—even the ones who are only considered “Kardashians” by extension, like Scott—are experts when it comes to inappropriate behavior.

Yesterday, one of Scott’s Twitter followers tweeted:

“@ScottDisick I wack it to kourtney everynight before I go to sleep”

Scott immediately replied:

KIM, KOURTNEY and KHLOE KARDASHIAN went topless in the new ad for their Kardashian Kollection denim collection.

Topless Kardashians? Oh, goody!

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The good thing is, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe don’t seem to be as heavily photoshopped here as they were in their previous Kardashian Kollection ads.

So, yay!

Kim posted the sexy topless photo on her Celebuzz blog, in an entry entitled “Keeping It Simple In Kardashian Kollection.” The reality star wrote:

KIM, KOURTNEY and KHLOE KARDASHIAN are about to become immortalized as Barbie dolls, celebrity news has learned. And while Kardashian fans are probably very excited about this, we’re guessing some of the mothers out there might not be.

Let’s just hope Kim’s Barbie doll doesn’t come with a miniature plastic sex tape…

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Now we know why Kim was tweeting Barbie (yes, as if Barbie was a real person) and wishing her a “Merry Christmas” during the holidays. And now we know why “Barbie” tweeted back:

Celebrity news has learned that the KARDASHIANS are planning to launch their very own magazine! Is this an attempt to turn the tide against the anti-Kardashian movement that has been steadily growing steam since Kim’s 72-day marriage?

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The Kardashians have had enough of all the negative publicity and have decided to venture into the media publication business. They are reportedly close to inking a deal with American Media Inc., a publishing company that owns Star magazine, The National Enquirer, and Shape magazine, to start a glossy magazine of their very own. A source tells Page Six:

Are the KARDASHIANS using child slave labor to produce their family’s products? According to recent celebrity news reports, the Kardashian Klan is currently being accused of allegedly profiting from sweatshops.

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So are they? The Kardashians have built themselves an empire that gives them the luxury to throw extravagant weddings at the drop of a hat, but are they making use of child slave labor to keep that empire afloat? Charles Kernaghan of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights tells Star magazine:

Presenting the 2011 KARDASHIAN Chrismas Card! Or should we call it a Khristmas Kard? Anyways, check it out:

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There may be a Kardashian boycott going on, but that didn’t stop the Kardashian Klan from doing their annual Christmas cards, which always features a gorgeous portrait of the entire family.

Obviously, every year the theme is different. This year, the family opted for a black tie theme, so all of them are clad in black—all except for matriarch Kris Jenner, who stands at the center of the photo in a striking green sequined dress.