KRIS JENNER is the new face of sexual lubrication.
Yup. You read that right. The Kardashian Klan’s momager has been hired as spokemodel for a brand of lube. And strangely enough, we think it’s fitting, considering her self-admitted propensity for bedroom antics.
Kris Jenner has just been signed on as the face of Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, and she’s the first thing you see on their website telling everyone she’s “passionate” about feeling “aroused” and experiencing “deep, pleasurable sensations”…
KHLOE KARDASHIAN posed for a Twitter photo with her “real” dad…making the whole thing out as a joke the Kardashian Klan‘s been laughing about since reports emerged she wasn’t really a Kardashian.
So if it isn’t really true, why are they going all out to stage this “fake” father-daughter photo session just to get a chance to laugh at the rumors. The guy in the photo with Khloe above is Alex Roldan, said to be Kardashian Klan momager, Kris Jenner‘s long-time hairdresser. And if alleged reports are true, Kris Jenner is planning an episode on the family’s reality show around this supposed “big reveal” of Khloe‘s real dad…
KRIS JENNER is allegedly planning a “Khloe‘s Real Dad” episode on the family’s reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Don’t that beat all?
While other women would duck their heads in shame after having been divorced by their husbands for cheating, Kris Jenner has taken advantage of this titillating fact by using it to sell her books, and mentoring the alleged by-product of this affair to bring in the ratings for her family’s reality show. If that’s not talent, we don’t know what is…
In another laughable rumor, celebrity news just heard O.J. SIMPSON has been touted to be KHLOE KARDASHIAN‘s dad.
How highly unlikely is that?
The Kardashian Klan are currently laughing their prominent behinds off at speculations that emerged disgraced football player/actor O.J. Simpson is Khloe‘s real father. Some Hollywood rag made the dubious connection after Kris Jenner‘s made allegations in her book, “Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian,” that she could’ve saved O.J.‘s wife, BFF Nicole Brown Simpson from being murdered in 1995. O.J. was later charged with the killings of his wife and her friend, Ronald Goldman, but Kris‘ ex-husband, the late lawyer Robert Kardashian, Sr., got him acquitted in what was termed the trial of the century…
Did KRIS JENNER reveal who KHLOE KARDASHIAN‘s real father is in her book, “Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian?” Because if she did, it looks like the Kardashian matriarch and momager just had that particular piece of juicy tidbit come back and bite her in the ass.
Celebrity news has learned that the KARDASHIANS are planning to launch their very own magazine! Is this an attempt to turn the tide against the anti-Kardashian movement that has been steadily growing steam since Kim’s 72-day marriage?
The Kardashians have had enough of all the negative publicity and have decided to venture into the media publication business. They are reportedly close to inking a deal with American Media Inc., a publishing company that owns Star magazine, The National Enquirer, and Shape magazine, to start a glossy magazine of their very own. A source tells Page Six:

























