Hugh Hefner’s Shannon twins like swagger in a man. Huh? Karissa and Kristina Shannon did an interview where they list details of the men they like, what turns them on (shudder) and details people really didn’t want to hear. Now there are snickers behind poor old Hugh’s back…
More pictures of Kristina and Karissa after the leap…
Why are there snickers? Well, Karissa and Kristina look for things in a man, that Hef doesn’t have. According to Fox News:
Hugh Hefner can’t tell his girlfriends apart any more. Ewww. Hugh admitted he can’t tell them apart from looking at Karissa or Kristina Shannon unless he sees their neck. One has some type of a birthmark that the other does not. Is anyone else kind of losing their breakfast right now?
More pictures of the Shannon twins after the skip…
I don’t know how Hef can tell any of his girlfriends apart – they all have bleached blonde hair, big boobs, tans and long legs. According to Fox News:
Hugh Hefner sends out his annual holiday card featuring him with his two topless twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Hefner, 82 dressed in his signature silky pyjamas and the two sluts 19-year old Ikki twins in mini shorts with the word “hef” scrawled across their body-painted chests.
more juice after the silky pyjamas…
Hefner hooked up with the twins after splitting with Girls Next Door girlfriends Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, and Bridget Marquardt.
Hugh Hefner’s new twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon went shopping yesterday to Trashy Lingerie. No, that’s not what they sell, that’s their NAME! OK, I bet they sell a bit of trashy lingerie and a host of other things they’ll wear for Hugh in the future. Eck.
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The twins with a record loaded up for a couple of hours. On clothes. Or lingerie. Or whatever else they could jam on the Playboy Credit Card. Did Holly and Kendra leave any room on that thing or is it maxed out?
Hugh Hefner must not have been too down in the dumps over Holly Madison. He’s had at least three new girls move in to the house – months ago. And rumor has it that twin sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon will be his next girlfriends.
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Hugh picked the beauties because….they are both 19 and already have a criminal record! Woo hoo. Young, beautiful, bad…but small boobs. How soon will the Hef change that? You can see in their picture progression they move from brown to blonde hair…next week it will probably be white blonde!
Hugh Hefner confirms that it’s over with Holly Madison. “If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner tells UK.eonline. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”
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Hefner, the Playboy wannabe mogul says:
