Hugh Hefner’s new twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon went shopping yesterday to Trashy Lingerie. No, that’s not what they sell, that’s their NAME! OK, I bet they sell a bit of trashy lingerie and a host of other things they’ll wear for Hugh in the future. Eck.

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More pictures after the vomit….

The twins with a record loaded up for a couple of hours. On clothes. Or lingerie. Or whatever else they could jam on the Playboy Credit Card. Did Holly and Kendra leave any room on that thing or is it maxed out?

Hugh Hefner must not have been too down in the dumps getting over Holly Madison. He’s had at least three new girls moving into the Playboy mansion and Hollywood rumors has it that twin sisters Kristina Shannon and Karissa Shannon will be his next girlfriends.

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Hugh picked the beauties because….they are both 19 and already have a criminal record!  Woo hoo.  Young, beautiful, bad…but small boobs.  How soon will the Hef change that?  You can see in their picture progression they move from brown to blonde hair…next week it will probably be white blonde!