Leonardo DiCaprio recently made legions of men vomit when he said he was a “slow starter” with women. Yeah, the guy doesn’t have too much luck. Poor Leo. When will he get it together and score some quality women? Gisele Bundchen, Helena Christensen, and Bar Refaeli are the bottom feeders of the world. Jeez, Leo. Don’t be so insecure.

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