Lindsay Lohan invites Miley Cyrus to hang with her this weekend. Miley, step away from the invitation. Proceed directly back to your house or your concert bus and do not, I repeat, do not look on your Twitter!

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Lindsay is in Paris for a fashion show. For some reason Lindsay thought to invite Miley, who is supposed to be on tour in the midwest right now. Is that why Miley just canceled a show, she’s headed to France? From Lindsay’s Twitter:

Lindsay Lohan may have stolen jewelry again. Sigh. Lindsay just can’t keep her sticky fingers out of the jewelry jar, can she? This time, high end store XIV Karats is claiming Lohan swiped $2 million worth of baubles. Two million! Jeez, Lindsay hasn’t made two million in eons. Can you imagine the payment plan that would require?

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Lindsay Lohan had a rather awkward run-in with her overbearing father, Michael Lohan, this past weekend. As everyone knows, Lindsay and Michael have a strained relationship, often battling it out in the press, where Michael would blog and tweet about his daughter’s drug, alcohol problems and relationship with Samantha Ronson.

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Well, it looks like Michael may be (once again!) trying to mend things with his daughter, but Lindsay’s had enough.

Lindsay Lohan was Elle UK’s September cover girl, but probably won’t ever be again. Lindsay made quite the commotion on set and the editors are now saying they won’t ever work with the actress ever again. The writer for the feature story also had some, er, interesting things to say about the actress. Yes, folks — we’re afraid La Lohan hasn’t cured herself of all her demons just yet.

Lindsay Lohan is definitely going to star in the upcoming movie Machete. As we reported a few days back, it was rumored that Lohan was set to star in the Robert Rodriguez film. This is big news for the freckled actress who hasn’t had much luck on the career-front after a string of messy personal mistakes and even a lawsuit about her fake tanner line.

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Lindsay Lohan would love to star as Marilyn Monroe in an upcoming remake of  Some Like It Hot. We all saw this one coming. Lindsay has been posing in blonde wigs for over a year now, and we all know she has the vodka and pills bit down. Ah. No, we don’t mean that. That wasn’t nice. Anyway, according to sources there isn’t a script yet for this remake, but that hasn’t stopped LiLo from dreaming.

Lindsay Lohan turned down the starring role in the summer blockbuster The Hangover. Lindsay, who hasn’t had a hit move since, er, um. Hmm. Well. Maybe Herbie Fully Loaded? Georgia Rule? Who can remember. Anyway, news sprouted all over the place this morning that Lindsay passed on the stripper role Heather Graham would later swoop up.

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A snitch told usmagazine.com that Lohan saw “no potential” in the screenplay.