In the world of maybe, maybe, maybe (but, actually, most likely) Lindsay Lohan is looking to purchase a 2.5 million “love-nest” for her and Samantha Ronson in the Dakota building in New York City. She’s planning on turning the luxury dwelling into a “hotbed for parties” (everyone fill up their “water bottles” and put on their “coke pants”!) and according to the source has some t-a-c-k-y interior decorating plans.

more photos after the tackiness…