Mama Dina says Linday Lohan was cutting herself. How much more of these tapes about Lindsay and her sad saga can we take? This is the latest tape Michael Lohan released where Dina is talking about their daughter. But there’s a catch…

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These tapes were from waaaaay back in 2006! Are they even relevant now? Not really, but Michael keeps sending them out. From Radar Online:

Did Lindsay Lohan have plastic surgery? Lohan’s facial features are the talk of the Web, as many are speculating whether Lindsay has had surgical work done. Did she go under the knife even though she’s only 23?  A plastic surgeon weighs in after the jump…

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As reports by Pop Eater: Dr. Tony Youn, a practicing Board-Certified plastic surgeon who doesn’t treat Lohan tells PopEater after seeing a variety of photos of  LiLo over the years.

Lindsay Lohan was given extra time to complete her probation stemming from a DUI arrest today. Lohan was infamously arrested for a DUI and possesion of cocaine waaaaay back in 2006. Since then she has yet to complete here alcohol rehabilition classes and counseling.

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Normal people would find themselves in jail. Not Lindsay. The judge agreed that she’s had a tough year of being an artistic muse, robbery victim and scorned ex-girlfriend. Completing her court-ordered classes would be entirely too much work on her plate. Too, too much.

Lindsay Lohan gets leggy for her 6126 collection ad. Lohan’s sexy leggy ad for her 6126 Collection. LiLo says on the 6126 Collection blog that you should always remember to have a touch of glamour in your life. She’s right and leggings pricing from $60 to $132 – that’s very glamourous! – via Pop Eater

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“I HAVE gone on dates, and one thing I have discovered is that I don’t need no damn Viagra, that’s for damn sure. I’m very, very active” – Carlos Santana in Rolling Stone. Okay, we got it now you’re still able… double damn!

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Biography: Lindsay Lohan: birth name: Lindsay Dee Lohan; born 2 July 1986 in New York City; height: 5 feet 5 (165 cm); Zodiac Sign: Cancer. Lohan is often know as LiLo. LiLo needs no introduction, her colorful or obnoxious lifestyle has made her one of the most talked about celebrities these days.

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LiLo began modeling at the age of 3. At the 10, she began  her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her big screen movie debut by playing identical twins in Disney’s 1998 remake of The Parent Trap.

Lindsay Lohan can’t possibly have labor pains when the world whole is awared that she’s been dating a female for months now - girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. You can’t really get pregnant with two females together not naturally anyway. Then again these days never say never.

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