Britian’s Mirror is claiming Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are going to get engaged in Paris this weekend. Snore. Haven’t we heard enough of this bull-hooey by now? I’d love SamRo and LiLo to be the hipster version of Ellen and Portia, but c’mon, Lindsay’s not even copping to be a full-time carpet licker.

more photos after the blah blahs…

Anyway, this is what some British spy had to babble: