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Lindsay Lohan is chasing Samantha Ronson to London this spring. Samantha is scheduled to DJ a string of clubs in the beginning of June, and Lindsay has booked a photoshoot and some club appearances in May. She plans to stay in England throughout June.

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Michael Lohan has quit his blog. Oh sad day! Why, oh, why is Michael Lohan not blogging anymore? Perhaps Lindsay or Samantha finally paid off Blogger to discontinue his account. No, you can’t do that (but boy do we wish you could!). Supposedly, a source very close to Lindsay thinks Michael is on the right path and doing justa bang-up parenting job.

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This is what he wrote:

 
 
 
 

Lindsay Lohan has a stalker. Lindsay and Samantha were partying it up at The Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona when 38-year-old Daniel Patrick Combs hopped out of a van, lunged toward Lindsay screamed “I love her, I love her!”.

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I guess Daniel read somewhere that Lindsay was still semi into men and got all sorts of redneck excited (he looks like a redneck). He has a history of stalking Lindsay, she even recognized him through the frothy mouth and bug eyes. Nice. He was charged with one count of disorderly conduct.

 
 

Lindsay Lohan told Harper’s Bazaar she is not a lesbian but is dating a woman. “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” she said. Hm. When asked if she was bisexual she gave a wishy-washy “maybe, yeah”.

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She probably then went on to say something vague and faux-spiritual like, “but aren’t we all bisexual? Can’t you just fall in love with the person. Why label it?” I hate it when that hippy stuff dribbles out of people’s mouthes. Man up to your SaMAN Linds.

 
 

Several news sources are claiming that Samantha Ronson popped the question to Lindsay Lohan while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico a few weeks back. Supposedly, Mr. Ronson took her lady to a “huge dining table” by the water and presented her with a “gorgeous” ring. Of course, the report is saying Lindsay accepted right as the champagne cork popped open. Aw. Oh, how very Julia Roberts-romantic-comedy-from-the-early-90s.

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