According to star news, MICHAEL LOHAN doesn’t think his daughter LINDSAY will succeed in rehab… even though he sincerely hopes that she does.

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Lindsay, as most of you probably know, is headed for rehab next month as a result of her probation revocation.

This should be great news for her dad Michael, who constantly tells the media that he wants to haul his daughter off to rehab (he very nearly did at one point, but she called the cops on him) so she could finally get better.

Hollywood rumors has it that LINDSAY LOHAN is vowing to avoid alcohol and drugs at the upcoming Coachella event.

Do you think she can do it?

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It’s pretty common knowledge that Lindsay Lohan has had trouble being around alcohol and illegal drugs for years. In fact, it’s gotten her into jail countless times.

But now the actress, who’s scheduled to turn herself into lockdown alcohol rehab on May 2, is saying that she can actually avoid going under the influence when she attends this year’s Coachella event.

LINDSAY LOHAN looked surprisingly radiant at the “Scary Movie 5” premiere on Thursday.

Check her out:

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The troubled actress hasn’t been looking her best for a while now, what with all the plastic surgery, unfortunate makeup mishaps, and the occasional dental issues… but she actually looked better than she had in a long time at Thursday’s “Scary Movie 5” premiere.

LINDSAY LOHAN admitted that she thinks her new rehab sentence is a “blessing,” in an interview on “The Late Show with DAVID LETTERMAN” on Tuesday night.

We’re glad she thinks so!

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As previously reported, Lindsay Lohan is heading to lockdown rehab in a few weeks as a sentence for her latest misdemeanor charges.

And on Tuesday night, she sat down with host David Letterman on his show to—more or less—talk about her upcoming (nth) visit to a treatment facility despite really being there to promote her new movie with Charlie Sheen, “Scary Movie 5.”

LINDSAY LOHAN sports a bikini and shows off some really nasty leg bruises while hanging out on a beach in Brazil.

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In addition to tweeting about being pregnant, Lindsay spent April Fools’ Day frolicking on the beach in a skimpy blue bikini… while revealing some rather large bruises on her thigh.

Luckily, neither of her boobs popped out this time.

According to celebrity news, LINDSAY LOHAN tweeted that she’s “officially pregnant” just hours after April Fools’ Day.

Do you think it’s a prank?

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On April Fools’ Day, countless celebrities came up with several pranks—some claimed they have “eloped,” sought revenge against TMZ and faked their engagement—to initially put off their fans and media outlets.

For Lindsay Lohan‘s part, she also went for a conventional prank but she didn’t exactly reveal whether or not hers was really just a prank.