Gwyneth Paltrow buys Madonna some adult toys as a pick me up gift. Yeah, nothing says feel better soon with these plastic toys since you are so controlling you’ll be alone forever.  Ha!  Is that something true friends really do or is it a little bit creepy?  I’m thinking creepy…

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…but then, maybe I’m just not a very good friend.  I’ve never bought sex toys and sent them to a friend.  Gwyneth also did this according to the China Daily:

 
 

Madonna and Guy Ritchie will spend Christmas together this year. For the kids. And they will spend it in Guy’s country home called Ashcombe in England with all the trimmings of a traditional Christmas: turkey, presents, stockings.  How will Madonna survive?

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Actually, Madonna is sticking to her regimented regime it sounds like.  The Daily Mail says:

 
 

Madonna spends a million dollars on a hotel in Argentina over the weekend. Madonna has been criticized for being cheap early in her tour to the “staff”, so maybe this was her way of making up for it?  The hotel was none other than a Four Seasons in Buenos Aires.

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Of course, Madonna still had the top room.  Her suite cost around $9,000 a night.  The rest of her staff, which includes singers, dancers, makeup people, chiropractors, masseuses and who knows who else, occupied 110 rooms.  Says Gossiprocks:

 
 
 
 

Guy Ritchie is not the innocent victim in this divorce mess.  He and his party sure want us to think he is,  and he can play the role of victim very well.  Maybe he should be an actor instead of a director???

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It seems Madonna’s friends are striking back.  Perez Hilton has an exclusive on the background, and it doesn’t make Guy look good.  Or even likable.  Here’s the scoop:

 
 

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have no pre-nuptial agreement!  Can you believe that insanity?  Madonna didn’t have paperwork drawn up to protect her interests….stunning…. 

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Madonna is said to be worth $500 million dollars.  And Guy was around while she made a lot of that money, so she stands to lose more than Paul McCartney’s $40 some million OR Phil Collins $20 some millions combined!  What was she thinking,…or not thinking????

 
 

Madonna and Guy Ritchie will supposedly announce their divorce proceedings any day now.  Wait a minute….didn’t we hear that tune a couple months ago?  Are they or are they not in love?

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The Sun is reporting that the pair can’t even last through the new year, like what was originally planned.   Madonna wanted to get through the tour and the movie before calling it quits publicly…but she can’t stand Guy.  And now the movie premier is over and the tour is halfway done.