Madonna and Jesus Luz are set to wed, Kabbalah-style. Jesus Luz’s father, Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz, told Brazillian magazine Quem that his son and Madonna will take part in some sort of “ritual” marriage in New York. Good God, what will her Madgesty think of next?

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more Madonna and Jesus photos after the hop…

Someone at The New York Daily News got their hands on the interview and reported: