Madonna shipped the boys back to London to visit with their father Guy Ritchie, but attached a very intricate list of Do’s and Dont’s. Among the list, Rocco and David aren’t allowed to consume media of any type (no T.V., DVD’s, magazines or newspapers) they also can’t drink water unless it’s Kabbalah-blessed, and they’re not allowed toys unless they’re “spiritually and ethically” sound. Whatever the hell that means.

more photos after the hop…