Madonna is buying her boyfriend Jesus Luz a $2.7 million New York apartment. It will be within walking distance from her $40 million townhouse. Madonna was not kidding when she told Jesus that he’ll never have to worry about money! Kiddo is set for life!

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more photos of Madge and Jesus after the hop…

A source tells The Sun:

Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighborhood where she has just moved.

 
 

Guy Ritchie still loves Madonna but he calls her “Retarded”. Ritchie tells Esquire in an interview that ”I still love her,” but he is quick to add, “but she’s retarded, too.” Ok, don’t we all think our exes are retarded? But Ritchie still loves Madonna, did you see this one coming? Read on Guy has some good things to say about Madonna.

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more photos of Guy and Madonna after the jump…

 
 

Madonna and Lady Gaga staged a catfight on Saturday Night Live over the weekend! Madonna and Gaga dressed in matching black lingerie and knee high performed on the made up show ‘Deep House Dish’ when they broke into a catfight which involved hair pulling, wrestling, and put-downs – via Pop Eater

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more photos of the two divas plus their catfight video below…

Guess what, Madonna? I”m totally hotter than you,” Lady Gaga saying.

 
 

A  nude painting of Madonna and her ex-husband Guy Ritchie has failed sell at an auction in Scotland. The bizarre artwork, by Scottish painter Peter Howson, shows a grotesquely muscular Madonna laying naked on a bed, while a square-jawed Ritchie looks on.

more photos of Madonna and Guy Ritchie below..

It went under the hammer in Glasgow last Saturday on May 30, 2009 with an estimated sale price of $33,000 (£22,000) but it never made it past the reserve price of $22,000 (£15,000) as reports by Female First

 
 

Biography: Madonna birth name: Madonna Louise Ciccone; born on August 16, 1958 in Bay City, Michigan; height: 5 feet 4 (163 cm); Zodiac Sign: Leo. Madonna moved from Michigan to New York in 1977 to pursue a dance career.

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Madonna released her debut album “Madonna” in 1983, and then produced three consecutive number-one studio albums on the Billboard 200 in the 1980s and four more since year 2000.