Madonna meets Jesus Luz’s parents. And Madonna was reported to be nervous over the encounter for a couple reasons. No, not because she snatched their baby away and flies him around the world as her boy toy.

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Madonna was nervous because she is fifteen years OLDER that Jesus’ mother! From The Sun:

Pals say the star, 51, is “slightly on edge” as his mum Cristiane Regina da Silva is 15 YEARS her junior.

Madonna admitted to Ryan Seacrest yesterday that she only likes young men. And not “younger” men (afterall, Madge is 51), but significantly young. In fact, her only requirement — they have to be “old enough to dress themselves.”

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It’s no secret that Madonna has been carrying on with underwear model, Jesus Luz. Jesus may (may) be 23. Maybe. When Ryan jokingly hit on her, she curtly told him he was too old for her. She said:

Madonna would prefer a train wreck over getting married again. Madonna was on David Letterman last night and shot down the rumors she was getting married to Jesus Luz. Actually, she shot down rumors she would marry anyone, ever again.

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Madonna said getting hit by a train would be better than saying I Do. Ouch. Was Guy Ritchie that bad of a husband? From Popeater:

Madonna to marry Jesus Luz? Madonna has been with the 23 year old Jesus for several months now, but they both only claim they are friends. Do friends marry? But this is Madonna, she can get away with anything…at any age too, apparently.

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Madonna has taken Jesus with her around the world, got him introduced to people in new York and he even is seen with her kids. But marriage? From Marie Claire:

Madonna banned Lindsay Lohan at a club this week. Madonna didn’t get Lindsay barred from the whole club, just the VIP area where she was partying. Lindsay saw Madonna and wanted to hang, but Madonna wasn’t feeling the love.

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Madonna didn’t keep Lindsay away because of her drinking or bad substance ways. Nope. Madonna kept her away from jealousy! According to Digital Spy:

Madonna and Janet Jackson will duet for Michael Jackson. Janet and Madonnaate dinner together during the VMA Awards and hit it off nicely. They chatted a bit about memorializing Michael Jackson and came up with a few ideas.

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Madonna and Michael both became popular at the same time and had a lot in common. They were both targeted by the media and well, a little bit eccentric. From OK! Magazine:

Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, wasn’t too pleased with how Madonna looked during the MTV Video Music Awards. Madonna got on stage and gave a rather heartfelt tribute speech to Michael Jackson — who she shared an odd dinner and movie with back in 1991. Madge didn’t look out of this world great — but hey — she’s 51. We thought she rocked it.

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