Mariah Carey will be the next big name celebrity to hit rehab.  Unless her ‘husband’ Nick Cannon gets her pregnant first, which will open a whole new can of worms.  And Mariah’s rehab will have nothing to do with substance abuse…it will involve:

More pictures after the bad outfit….

…getting rid of clothing that is TOO SMALL.  And age INappropriate.   You can’t tell me Mariah doesn’t have a stylist – she has an army of servants, doesn’t stylist fall in to that category?