Nick Cannon….aka Mr. Mariah Carey, says that married life is wonderful.  Excuse me while I go vomit…

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Nick recently gave People Magazine a bit saying his married life is super, despite Internet reports otherwise.   Those reports happen to say that instead of a husband, he is an assistant, gopher boy and diva control agent and is tired of her diva ways already.  Who wouldn’t be?  Sources on the set of her latest video say he did nothing but fetch all day long and appeared annoyed.

Mariah Carey continues to show the world she is tacky, despite her millions of dollars. Why? This is what she had one of her assistants do during the week.

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Mariah and Nick had their quickie wedding last month. No one attended and were waiting on a bigger party back in the States. No party came and no party plans have been announced. But Mariah still registered for gifts with Nick in a luxury department store. And then had her assistant send out EMAILS to friends and family telling them so they could all buy her gifts. Can you buy class from a store?