If there’s anything MARIAH CAREY isn’t, it’s shy…so here she is showing off her post-baby body in a swimsuit in the ocean, telling her fans via Twitter she can do Miranda Kerr‘s after-maternity shots one better with a curvier form that would rival any Victoria’s Secret angel’s body, anytime…

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It’s no secret that Mariah believes she can get toned better when surrounded by salty water. She’s told entertainment news it’s her favorite workout…

Diva MARIAH CAREY is shopping for the first photoshoot spread with her twins, and her asking price runs into millions of dollars. Unfortunately, the tabloids ain’t biting. In fact, the highest bid she could get so far is a measly $200,000. Let’s face it, Mariah and NICK CANNON aren’t Brangelina. Not by a long shot.

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MARIAH CAREY is 42, but she thinks she’s still a tween-ager. Just take a look at her new Lollipop Splash The Remix perfume ad for Elizabeth Arden. Lollipops, butterflies, rhinestone barrettes…is the diva stuck in some kind of twilight zone – one that keeps replaying her creepy cutesy tween self? Take a load of this:

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MARIAH CAREY‘s good name will remain untarnished as Child Protective Services have decided that she isn’t, in fact, a bad mother. Shorty after giving birth to her twins, rumors swirled that she was an unfit mother and boozing it up while breastfeeding. Needless to say, a huge no-no.

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Alas, it appears Carey won’t have her children taken away, afterall. According to several celebrity gossip websites, the songbird has been behaving herself. In fact, it was all a nurse’s fault! As her husband Nick Cannon explains:

Oh, that kooky MARIAH CAREY! File this one under hilarious celebrity news. Word from husband NICK CANNON is that wife Mariah insisted that her babies be born to her music. And not just any of her songs, but a hand-picked live performance of a few tunes from her Fantasy album.

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You just can’t make this stuff up. Says Cannon:

MARIAH CAREY was reported to child protective services for boozing! The new mother was visited by an official last May 12 after someone called in to report her, claiming that she was drinking alcohol and popping pain pills in the hospital.

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NICK CANNON, Mariah’s hubby, went on ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ to shed some light on the whole drama:

“Child protective services were called with allegations that there was some drinking and drugs going on while in the hospital… Which makes no sense – how would a hospital allow that?”