Balloon Boy’s mother admits the entire event was a hoax. Wonderful. Can we erase these people from the files of our brains? Thanks. Basically, oh, a week and half, two weeks ago (seems like an eternity) the media-starved Heene family decided to throw morality down the drain pretend their 6-year-old son was trapped in a helium balloon drifting away, and call 911.

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more Balloon boy after the hop…