Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, gets to star in her own topless Burlesque show in Las Vegas next year. The show will begin in March and will also co-star Kelly Monaco.  The two announced the show at a press conference yesterday, but also said…

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…they wouldn’t be topless.  The dancers next to them all would be, but they wouldn’t.  Huh?  So how can you star in a show being billed as topless and burlesque and not be topless?