Michael Lohan – the father of Lindsay and Ali Lohan is engaged.  Does anybody really care?  I didn’t think so, but he couldn’t just relay good news, he had to take it one step farther…

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Michael seems to be the pot who calls the kettle black.  Via Celebitchy,he calls Samantha Ronson – the suspected lesbian partner of Lindsay a parasite!  He says SHE is a parasite.  has he looked in the mirror lately???