According to star news, MICHAEL LOHAN doesn’t think his daughter LINDSAY will succeed in rehab… even though he sincerely hopes that she does.

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Lindsay, as most of you probably know, is headed for rehab next month as a result of her probation revocation.

This should be great news for her dad Michael, who constantly tells the media that he wants to haul his daughter off to rehab (he very nearly did at one point, but she called the cops on him) so she could finally get better.

MICHAEL LOHAN poses for the first ever pictures of his newborn son with KATE MAJOR… and we have to admit, they’re pretty adorable.

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We finally see Lindsay Lohan‘s youngest paternal half-sibling, Landon Major Lohan, now that his first photos have been sold surfaced online.

In the exclusive pictures, the lucky newborn was cuddled and kissed by his proud parents, Lindsay‘s dead beat estranged dad Michael Lohan (who will soon become an author) and his fiance, Kate Major. We can also see that just like his famous sister, he has a head full of medium blonde locks.

Celebrity news has just learned that MICHAEL LOHAN has signed a deal to publish his own tell-all book.

Wouldn’t you want to read what’s in that?

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Lindsay Lohan has another reason to hate her deadbeat father, because Michael Lohan has reportedly just signed a deal to publish his own memoir, which will of course include very private details about his estranged daughter.

According to recent celebrity news, MICHAEL LOHAN has just welcomed his first son with girlfriend KATE MAJOR!

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While Lindsay was in Los Angeles for her day in court, her new baby brother—well, half-brother—was being born at a Florida hospital… making her a big sister again for the umpteenth time!

Lindsay’s new baby sibling, whom Michael and Kate named Landon Major Lohan, was born earlier today at 11:39 AM PT.

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According to recent celebrity news, MICHAEL LOHAN is reportedly threatening to sue his ex-wife DINA LOHAN for claiming that he raped her.

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While their daughter Lindsay is going through some really serious stuff, like facing the possibility of going to jail for violating her probation, her parents, Michael and Dina, are doing what they do best—make things even worse for her.

MICHAEL LOHAN says that he plans to “cry out from the mountain tops” until his daughter LINDSAY goes to rehab.

Okay?

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Now that Lindsay’s facing possible jail time after her probation got revoked (because she lied to the cops about a recent car crash), her father, Michael Lohan, is once again trying to catch the attention of celebrity gossip websites everywhere by going on and on about how Lindsay needs to go to rehab so that she can finally fix her life for good.