A story surfaced today about how Michael Lohan went to Scores and demanded to see strippers who looked like his daughter Lindsay. (Shudder) Michael admits that he went to the strip club, but won’t say he had any women dance for him and vehemently denies that he requested to see any who looked like Lindsay. This is just too gross for words. Even typing it makes me want to go and wash my hands.

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Michael Lohan got paid to release Lindsay Lohan’s tapes. The ones where she is crying and feeling sorry for herself. Michael didn’t necessarily release them to get Lindsay help, but to fund his own bank account!

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What parent sells out their children like that? Oh, one like Michael. Lindsay tried to get a halt on the tapes being released, but it was too late. From Contact Music:

Michael Lohan says he will shut up if Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab. Come on Lindsay, do it for America! Michael firmly believes rehab will help Lindsay, but did he forget she’s already been there three times? What good would forcing her to go now do?

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If you force someone to do something, it won’t be effective. You can’t make anyone want to change. From Radar Online:

Lindsay Lohan calls her dad – Michael Lohan – a lunatic. Ouch. It’s no secret there is no love lost between these two, or actually, any of Lindsay’s siblings and her dad Michael. Why is she suddenly calling him out? Does Lindsay have ulterior motives as well?

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Lindsay appeared at a club opening in Morocco over the weekend looking glassy eyed. Is she saying these things about her dad to get the parole people off her back? From Lindsay’s Twitter:

Michael Lohan admits to Jon Gosselin feud. Michael was supposedly in TV talks to make a show called Divorced Dads Club with Jon, but it appears that is way over. Michael spills a whole bunch of claims that seem to prove Hailey Glassman’s claim that Jon has trouble with the truth. Oh oh.

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Michael seems to have trouble with the truth some days too. So it’s funny (or really sad) that he is calling someone else out about it. His statement via Radar Online:

Lindsay Lohan hopes to buy off her dad Michael Lohan. Lindsay and her mother Dina are supposedly working on a desperate deal for Michael. They want to offer him money to keep him from releasing phone conversations between himself and Dina regarding Lindsay alcohol and drug use. Uh oh. Lindsay is supposed to be clean!

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Michael Lohan Deleted His Twitter Account! Finally! This is what Lohan last tweeted about 11 hours ago “I don’t have a twitter – ml”. There must be a God! I am sure besides me, Lindsay Lohan, Michael’s daughter is elated! Well, I surely am glad, I don’t really think it was right for Michael to go on and on about Lindsay’s problems on Twitter.

more photos of the LiLo and her dad, Michael after the jump..

Michael’s last tweet: