Hollywood news has learned that MICHAEL LOHAN is blaming LINDSAY’s lackluster “Saturday Night Live” performance on prescription pills.

Wait… are we still on this? Really?

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Though praised by most of the show’s mainstay cast, Lindsay was widely bashed by critics—and the rest of the viewing public—for her not-so-great guest appearance on “Saturday Night Live” in March, for which she gave a very flat performance. Lindsay was constantly forgetting her lines and looking over (very obviously) at the teleprompter, and at times failed to look directly at her co-stars while exchanging lines with them during a skit.

MICHAEL LOHAN had just come to his daughter LINDSAY LOHAN‘s defense and fired back at ROSIE O’DONNELL over her criticisms about Lindsay‘s capability to play the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a lifetime biopic.

No surprise there…

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Michael Lohan backs his daughter up again and slams Rosie O’Donnell following her recent blast about his daughter’s alleged inability to portray and do justice to Hollywood icon Elizabeth Taylor in a biopic titled “Liz & Dick,” especially after his troubled daughter’s past is not exactly that far behind her yet.

Believe it or not, MICHAEL LOHAN says it is important that his daughter LINDSAY also makes it right with God.

And this coming from the man who raised his daughter well?

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According to recent star newsLindsay Lohan‘s estranged father Michael says she should not only be forgiven by the courts but also by God Himself. This may have just been what he picked up from rehab because “Father Lohan” was never one to have a well-discerned opinion about his notorious daughter, who seemed to have picked up after her parents on the headline-making jail and rehab stints.

According to the latest Hollywood gossip, LINDSAY LOHAN reportedly had sex with a male porn star while her dad MICHAEL LOHAN was asleep upstairs.

Seriously?

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Lindsay, whose probation is almost at an end, is currently trying to avoid trouble by putting herself on voluntary house arrest… but it seems trouble will go to any lengths to find her, no matter how much she avoids it.

According to the latest Hollywood news, KATE MAJOR now faces four years in prison for drunkenly attacking a couple and a cop in Florida back in January.

Sounds like a Lohan girl, indeed.

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MICHAEL LOHAN‘s equally problematic and attention-seeking ex-girlfriend KATE MAJOR has been charged with three counts of battery, one count of resisting arrest and another of disorderly intoxication (3 misdemeanors!) after she was arrested last January 14 for harassing a Latino couple with racist nicknames and a cop with some drunken tongue-lashing. Major is currently facing four whole years in the slammer if convicted. No wonder Lohan had a hard time with her, she probably reminded him of his own little troublemaker.

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