Michael Lohan says he will shut up if Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab. Come on Lindsay, do it for America! Michael firmly believes rehab will help Lindsay, but did he forget she’s already been there three times? What good would forcing her to go now do?

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If you force someone to do something, it won’t be effective. You can’t make anyone want to change. From Radar Online:

Lindsay Lohan calls her dad – Michael Lohan – a lunatic. Ouch. It’s no secret there is no love lost between these two, or actually, any of Lindsay’s siblings and her dad Michael. Why is she suddenly calling him out? Does Lindsay have ulterior motives as well?

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Lindsay appeared at a club opening in Morocco over the weekend looking glassy eyed. Is she saying these things about her dad to get the parole people off her back? From Lindsay’s Twitter:

Michael Lohan admits to Jon Gosselin feud. Michael was supposedly in TV talks to make a show called Divorced Dads Club with Jon, but it appears that is way over. Michael spills a whole bunch of claims that seem to prove Hailey Glassman’s claim that Jon has trouble with the truth. Oh oh.

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Michael seems to have trouble with the truth some days too. So it’s funny (or really sad) that he is calling someone else out about it. His statement via Radar Online:

Lindsay Lohan hopes to buy off her dad Michael Lohan. Lindsay and her mother Dina are supposedly working on a desperate deal for Michael. They want to offer him money to keep him from releasing phone conversations between himself and Dina regarding Lindsay alcohol and drug use. Uh oh. Lindsay is supposed to be clean!

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Michael Lohan Deleted His Twitter Account! Finally! This is what Lohan last tweeted about 11 hours ago “I don’t have a twitter – ml”. There must be a God! I am sure besides me, Lindsay Lohan, Michael’s daughter is elated! Well, I surely am glad, I don’t really think it was right for Michael to go on and on about Lindsay’s problems on Twitter.

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Michael’s last tweet:

NeNe Leakes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta yelled at Michael Lohan yesterday on The Insider. The episode is set to air today, but a version was leaked to the Internet earlier today. God knows what exaclty was the premise of the show, other than NeNe deciding to tell Michael Lohan, who was in New York City via satellite, that he was a “toxic parent” over and over again.

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad has backtracked on the kidnap comment. Michael Lohan was blabbing to the press like usual and was boasting that he would kidnap his daughter to get her to rehab, if that’s what it took to clean her up. Then we people jumped on him about it – namely, Lindsay sought a restraining order – he rescinded his comment.

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