Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson have signed on to star in “Iron Man 2”. Rourke will play Whiplash, the Russian villain, while Johansson will play the Russian Black WidowScarjo was approached for the role after Emily Blunt stepped aside because of her obligations to “Gulliver’s Travels.” The flick hits theaters May 2010.

more photos of Scarjo’s Monroe-Inspired Dolce And Gabbana ad after the jump…

 
 

Mickey Rourke has had many plastic surgeries and who could have thought Rourke was once celebrated as a Hollywood sex symbol? Mickey, the 56-year old comeback star of “The Wrestlersaid of his chequered past “I have nothing but regrets”. Regrets? ( Below: photo of Mickey when he was a sex symbol then starring in 9 1/2 weeks)

more photos after the bad plastic surgery…

 
 

MIckey Rourke copped a feel on Jessica Alba on the Independent Spirit Awards red carpet on Saturday. Mickey approached Jessica and made a direct grab for her “treasured chest.” Clearly, Jessica was less than amused and  “jumped back and made a disgusted face.” Oh, Jess. Lighten up!

more photos after the hop…

 
 

Evan Rachel Wood says she and Mickey Rourke never hooked up. Rumors circulated after the filming of The Wrestler that Evan and Mickey had swapped saliva after the SAG Awards last week. Not true she says, although she dated Marilyn Manson, Mickey Rourke is “too old” for her.

more photos after the hop…

She told RollingStone.com via Page Six:

 
 

Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke may be a hot new couple. Eww.  Let your breakfast go with that thought!  Well, maybe it won’t be a hot couple, but they apparently hooked up after the SAG awards on Sunday night.  Shake it off and keep reading…

More pictures after the ewww…

Mickey and Evan stared as father and daughter in their new hit, “The Wrestler”.  While filming, rumors were flying that the two were hooking up and that’s why she dumped Marilyn Manson.  Yeah, dumped Marilyn for MickeyDlited says this:

 
 

Celebrity plastic surgeries gone bad - We have picked out 13 celebrities, some of them look pretty scary to me.  They are: Jocelyn Wildenstein, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Jodie Marsh, Pamela Anderson, Donatalle Versace, Jordan (Katie Price), Priscilla Presley, CoCo, Lisa Rinna, Shauna Sand and Mickey Rourke.

many more photos after the horrific cheese grater treatment…

Being a celebrity isn’t always so easy, you feel pressured to look your best and probably for the same reason a lot of them try to doctor their looks by going under the knive.

 
 

Mickey Rourke takes home Best Actor Award at the Golden Globes 2009 last night for his role in The Wrestler. Definitely a big comeback for Rourke.  Mickey gave a pretty down-to-earth and thankful acceptance speech – highlighted by frequent use of the word “balls” as a compliment yet very thankful. See video below and an old handsome pic of Rourke in 9 1/2 weeks.

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