Reports have surfaced Miley Cyrus has been tapped to play a high school Carrie Bradshaw in the upcoming Sex and the City prequel…Sex Behind the Bleachers. No, that isn’t what it’s called (but that would be hawwwt).

Candace Bushnell is working on a pair of young adult novels that chronicle a teenage Carrie pre- Sex, and thinks Miley would make the perfect little future columnist. According to Bushnell, Carrie in high school: