Natalie Portman must be too horny because she turned down a role in the sure to be an Academy Award winner “Doubt”. Her role was going to be a nun, and the plot surrounds a priest and his troubles.  The movie also stars Meryl Streep and is directed by Patrick Shanley. So why didn’t Natalie take it exactly?

More pictures after the chuckle…

Natalie hemmed and hawed over the role, according to New Kerala, but never said so.  Finally, Shanley got this out of her:

Natalie Portman getting peed on by a dog. I guess that little s.o.b. couldn’t sniff Portman out to be a star. It looks like a stray dog to me, doesn’t it? Oh, pretty smart little creature, Natalie was walking her pooch with her beard boyfriend,  Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart. I guess he must have looked like a regular street bum to the poor stray!  Click here to see a handsome photo of Banhart and, good thing I haven’t eaten for hours.

Natalie Portman, you are a good looking gal and please don’t lower your standard to this extreme..Ok, that also means for all the not so cute guys out there – there is hope for you! Feast your eyes on Natalie Portman with her new beau, Devendra Barhant!

If you were to ask me would I date someone looking like him. I would say NO.. even if he’s kind, sweet, talented and loaded! No, no, no! Ok, I am superficial! You forgot again! I am a gossip columnist! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Natalie Portman wants to grab Scarlett Johansson’s breasts, reports The Sun.
Natalie Portman is infatuated with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts.

The Star Wars beauty got to see Scarlett’s assets at close quarters during filming of The Other Boleyn Girl.

And judging by these comments, they made a big impression on her. Natalie said “Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. “She’s got beautiful ones.”Would you call that lesbian tendency? I mean when I see a beautiful woman I don’t necessary want to french kiss her. Hmmm. Interesting. I wonder what Scarlett think about Natalie’s comments perhaps she also wants to grab her boobies in return.

Start saving and you can literally go on a date with hot Scarlett Johansson! ScarJo is raising money for the charity OxFam with an auction on eBay that begins today, March 3, the Sunday Mirror reports.  Oh, did we mention that the highest bid wins a date with the Scarlett? The winner will accompany Scarlett to the June 2009 red carpet premier of her upcoming film, He’s Just Not That Into You. Who says money can’t buy happiness? – PageSix
Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman together in W magazine!

Natalie Portman at the JTN Vision Awards on Monday in Beverly Hills, L.A. I normally don’t like the way Portman dresses. This time, Portman looks stunning especially with this hair style. Wonder if Portman is reading my posts about her and gotten herself a new image consultant??

Natalie Portman at the premiere of “The Darjeeling Limited” held at the Academy Theater in Beverly Hills yesterday. I really think Portman is soft and beautiful but I don’t really like the way she dresses. what about you? In fact, I really don’t like the way she dresses!