Natalie Portman getting peed on by a dog. I guess that little s.o.b. couldn’t sniff Portman out to be a star. It looks like a stray dog to me, doesn’t it? Oh, pretty smart little creature, Natalie was walking her pooch with her beard boyfriend,  Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart. I guess he must have looked like a regular street bum to the poor stray!  Click here to see a handsome photo of Banhart and, good thing I haven’t eaten for hours.